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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
 
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No justice, no cheese.
 
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nsaspook said:
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit enter a blood bank to donate. The receiving nurse asks for their blood type:

- I am a type-A, says the priest.

- I know I am type-B, says the imam.

The rabbit looks a bit lost and finally stammers:

- I think … I think … I am a type-O
 
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I just whipped this up...

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Wow. Just imagine if they wrote those down!
 
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a small fraction of people will find this to be funny.
 
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gmax137 said:
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a small fraction of people will find this to be funny.
Opinion is divided.
 
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Irrational people don't get it.
 
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At least when you do addition there is a big plus.
 
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I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper. Well, 5, 9/4, etcany fraction with numerator larger than dominator doesn't fit. I'll sell it to you at "33/2 the cost". Common sense fortunately won.
 
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BillTre said:
Looks fiddly to maintain.
At least they don't need to worry about air bubbles in the IV lines... :smile:
 
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WWGD said:
I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper. Well, 5, 9/4, etcany fraction with numerator larger than dominator doesn't fit. I'll sell it to you at "33/2 the cost". Common sense fortunately won.
You meant
"Common cents fortunately won."

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
You meant
"Common cents fortunately won."

-Dan

I'll buy that. . . . :oldtongue:

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WWGD said:
I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper.
To be pedantic the phrase should really be "proper fraction of the cost".
 
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--Forewarned is half an octopus.
--Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside it's too dark to read.
 
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