Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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[BillTre]

 

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Reporter: "Sir, how do you respond to allegations that you refuse to document your code?"
Developer: "No comment."

 

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Is this borderline genius? Worst case scenario, you double the time for a brute force attack. I could even imagine fine-tuning it with the perfect percentage of 'failed' first attempts to balance best UX and account protection.

 

[sbrothy]

In the webcomic Schlock Mercenary a human tries to explain "rubberhose cryptanalysis" to an alien. The alien is disgusted pointing out that any member of his race needs a good long brutal ironpipe beating to give anything up. In his words:

"Your race is weak!"

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[Wrichik Basu]

 

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[DaveC426913]

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[BillTre]

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So, its not a bug?

 

[phinds]

So, its not a bug?

NO dammit! It's a FEATURE. Just like Tesla cars catching on fire.