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I've posted it before but this is on my cube at work.
Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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In summary: An oldie but a goodie: Why do programmers confuse halloween and Christmas?What do you call it when a story goes round a stable time loop and returns to its own beginning?CSS properties are pretty flexible and browser renderers can be pretty accommodating. For example, the font-size property can accept a few different units of measurement, including px and em.Why does it take programmers so long to wash their hair?Because on the shampoo bottle it says "Lather, rinse and repeat".Q: How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?A: You console it.From a college drinking song:An MIT computer man got drunk one
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My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.jack action said:
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If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?
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This brings back memories:Ibix said:
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JavaScript taking things to the next level
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Another one…
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Send them both to their rooms without dinner!jack action said:
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My wife (who is an educator, not a programmer) started going down the rabbit hole of something called H5P (HTML5 with some JS), I went and dug this up:Wrichik Basu said:
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People are afraid that AI will take their jobs, while their jobs could be taken by a bash script or an awk one-liner.
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Having been consultant/ trouble-shooter at many places, those definitions hit the nail on the head!
The more of them that applied at any particular company, the sooner they went out of business (a few threw out upper management and lasted a little longer).
The more of them that applied at any particular company, the sooner they went out of business (a few threw out upper management and lasted a little longer).
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There is a darn lot of thoughtfulness and truth in that comic strip.BillTre said:
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