Lost Keys: Where Did I Leave Them Last?

[tribdog]

anyone remember where I lost them last time?

 

[Moonbear]

You didn't tell us where you found them.

Pocket of the pants you wore yesterday?
On the table/counter/floor near where you put yesterday's take-out bags when you got home?
In the box of nicotine gum?
Locked in the truck?
Still in the door lock?
Bathroom counter?

These are the places I'd look first if trying to figure out where a tribdog left his keys.

 

[franznietzsche]

You didn't tell us where you found them.

Pocket of the pants you wore yesterday?
On the table/counter/floor near where you put yesterday's take-out bags when you got home?
In the box of nicotine gum?
Locked in the truck?
Still in the door lock?
Bathroom counter?

These are the places I'd look first if trying to figure out where a tribdog left his keys.

I would have checked the kibble dish first, and then run for x-ray machine second, but that's just me.

 

[Moonbear]

I would have checked the kibble dish first, and then run for x-ray machine second, but that's just me.

Well, the take-out is probably pretty similar to kibble. X-rays are a good thought too.

 

[tribdog]

I found them under some dirty clothes. I've really got to clean this place. I can see 14 empty cans of pop from where I'm sitting. that's ridiculous.

 

[dextercioby]

anyone remember where I lost them last time?

If u keep losing your keys,someone may label you as a loser...



Danievil.

 

[tribdog]

I spend 13 hours a day on PF, I've been labeled that for years.

 

[dextercioby]

I found them under some dirty clothes. I've really got to clean this place. I can see 14 empty cans of pop from where I'm sitting. that's ridiculous.

Nah,i've got 7 empty boxes of milk next to my bed...

Care to take them to the dumpster...?

Danievil.

 

[tribdog]

the funny thing is, empty cans used to have ashes on top of each one, now each one has a piece of chewed up gum.

 

[Moonbear]

I found them under some dirty clothes. I've really got to clean this place. I can see 14 empty cans of pop from where I'm sitting. that's ridiculous.

Hey, not bad...I was pretty close with the first item on my list. Unless you're staring at the recycling bin, yes, you need to do some cleaning. (You call it pop? I still laugh when people call it pop here...I'm never going to stop calling it soda. )

 

[tribdog]

think you'll ever stop finding things to laugh AT me about?

 

[Moonbear]

think you'll ever stop finding things to laugh AT me about?

*thinks for a moment* Nope, probably not.

 

[franznietzsche]

I found them under some dirty clothes. I've really got to clean this place. I can see 14 empty cans of pop from where I'm sitting. that's ridiculous.

POP!



Te despierto por esa palabra...



You think 14 is much?

I'm so lazy about cleaning up, I'm almost out of desk space from SODA bottles. The only empty space left on my desk is where my keboad is. Can't see the books on the shelves, too many bottles, pizza/take-out boxes in the way. Its bad. I should clean this up.

 

[tribdog]

the pizza boxes aren't really the problem, it's the half eaten crusts balancing on the edge of the monitor.

 

[franznietzsche]

the pizza boxes aren't really the problem, it's the half eaten crusts balancing on the edge of the monitor.

oooh.

I wish i could top that, but i eat everything in sight. there isn't actually any food left in anything here, I'm too hungry all the time.

 

[tribdog]

of course you're still a growing...boy?

 

[franznietzsche]

of course you're still a growing...boy?

Something along those lines.

 

[tribdog]

open for debate?

 

[franznietzsche]

open for debate?

*looks down pants*

About the boy part, or the growing part?

 

[Moonbear]

*looks down pants*

About the boy part, or the growing part?

Are you getting turned on by tribdog?!

 

[tribdog]

don't act so suprised. some people get very turned on by me. just because you seem to be immune to my charms doesn't mean the rest of the world doesn't find me amazingly attractive.

 

[franznietzsche]

Are you getting turned on by tribdog?!

Are you trying to ruin all of my setups?

 

[tribdog]

Are you trying to ruin all of my setups?

you either got to be quick or rely on dumb people if you want a running joke around here.

 

[franznietzsche]

you either got to be quick or rely on dumb people if you want a running joke around here.

I was relying on you.

 

[tribdog]

I was relying on you.

you dirty rotten sob.

 

[franznietzsche]

you dirty rotten sob.

*sniff*

not too rotten

 

[tribdog]

is it just me or does franz seem especially funny today?

 

[tribdog]

funny as in "this milk tastes funny"

 

[mattmns]

Must be you.

 

[franznietzsche]

is it just me or does franz seem especially funny today?

Its only cause I've finally snapped and lost my mind. Really, i don't know where it is.

I think she took it from me

 

[Moonbear]

Its only cause I've finally snapped and lost my mind. Really, i don't know where it is.

I think she took it from me

*checks* Dammit! Give me my mind back...who said you could trade? No wonder tribdog is suddenly attracted to you!

 

[tribdog]

now let's look at this Freudianly. the comment was that franz is attracted to me, now you come in and say franz had your mind. how am I supposed to take that?

 

[dextercioby]

This thread is turning gross...

Daniel.

 

[misskitty]

Organized people are too lazy to look for things. lol.

 

[franznietzsche]

*checks* Dammit! Give me my mind back...who said you could trade? No wonder tribdog is suddenly attracted to you!

I didn't mean you