Imponderables - 5
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected"
make the event expected?
How do they get the deer to cross at those yellow signs?
How can a product be "new and improved"?
If it's new, what was it improving on?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny?
If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If prunes are dehydrated plums,
where does prune juice come from?
If a mime is arrested,
does he have the right to remain silent?
Steven Hawking has a theory about space.
I say it's about time.
I get this irrational urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight."
The song is usually a whim away, a whim away ...