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Imponderables - 5

soroban

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012
409

Imponderables - 5


Doesn't "expecting the unexpected"
make the event expected?


How do they get the deer to cross at those yellow signs?


How can a product be "new and improved"?
If it's new, what was it improving on?


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny?


If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


If prunes are dehydrated plums,
where does prune juice come from?


If a mime is arrested,
does he have the right to remain silent?


Steven Hawking has a theory about space.
I say it's about time.


I get this irrational urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight."
The song is usually a whim away, a whim away ...
 

agentmulder

Active member
Feb 9, 2012
33
Ah , you just reminded me of a nice quote...

Special Agent Fox Mulder: If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.

From the 1st X-Files movie , i think.

:D