Collection of Science Jokes P2

[BillTre]

 

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Didn't Kirk just go up into space today?

 

[mfb]

To boldly go where a few hundred others have gone before.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

From this tweet.

Some more from the replies to the above tweet:

• A Regulated supply of Electronics engineers
• A set of Set Theorists
• A chord of string theorists.
• An assembly of compiler designers.
• A culture of microbiologists (or a colony)
• A bouquet of botanists
• ... and so on.

 

[BillTre]

 

[collinsmark]

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"It's the only way to be sure."

Quite by coincidence, I just used that quote in a recent post of mine in the astrophotography thread:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/our-beautiful-universe-photos-and-videos.800540/post-6554157
(the comic quote changed "site" to "planet," but it's the same idea.)

For those interested, here is the origin of the quote:

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Bandersnatch]

 

[jack action]

Schrödinger's cat joke #368:

 

[BillTre]

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[BillTre]

Where the Stupid People are:

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[Keith_McClary]

Am I missing something?
EDIT: I was just seeing the JPG filename.

 

[mfb]

We are missing non-zero entries in that matrix.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

Who said squaring the circle was impossible?

 

[Demystifier]

 

[mfb]

Who said squaring the circle was impossible?

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Gives a new meaning to "das Runde muss ins Eckige" ("the round one has to go into the angled/square one", originally referring to the round ball that has to go into the rectangular goal).

 

[fresh_42]

Gives a new meaning to "das Runde muss ins Eckige" ("the round one has to go into the angled/square one", originally referring to the round ball that has to go into the rectangular goal).

Or as our American users would say: The egg must go between the suspenders.

 

[berkeman]

Or as our American users say: The egg must go between the suspenders.

WITW? I missed the memo, I guess...

 

[fresh_42]

WITW? I missed the memo, I guess...

 

[256bits]

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That one class he skipped back when in quantum physics probabilities and Bells theorem would have come in handy now, the guy's thinking.

 

[Jarvis323]

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If you were to force me to pick from {a,b,c,d} randomly, of course I'd get it wrong. So the answer I would choose, logically, is 0%. And even if I were to have chosen 0%, randomly, then 0% would have still have been the wrong answer, logically, thus 0% is the right answer. And that doesn't contradict the fact that it wouldn't be if I were to have chosen it randomly, which I didn't. Does it?

 

[Demystifier]

Does it?

The logical paradox arises from self-reference ("... this question ..."), similarly to the liar paradox or Russell's antinomy.

 

[fresh_42]

Life on Mars is confirmed!

Nasa received a message:

 

[jbriggs444]

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@PeterDonis is moonlighting as a meter maid?

 

[mfb]

It's an absolute nightmare, Mars has more abandoned vehicles than the total road surface can carry.