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I didn't get this.ProfuselyQuarky said:Oh, look a science joke thread. I love a good science joke, but no one understands whenever I tell them :(
This joke is an exceptionally corny joke I read while studying math:
A: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
B: "Log cabin"
A: Nope--house boat. You for got the "C".
I fell off the sofa laughing. Really.DennisN said:
ProfuselyQuarky said:A: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
B: "Log cabin"
A: Nope--house boat. You for got the "C".
EnumaElish said:I didn't get this.
fresh_42 said:There is another joke which became viral in the 90's with the internet getting more and more popular.
Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."
Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."
Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."
Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore. Someone once replied to an anecdote I told him: "I doubt it's true. However, the point is: It could be true."
davenn said:
On TV here they show a lot of manganese animations.jim mcnamara said:I was going to make a joke about sodium, but Na ...
Well, Oxygen Potassium, then...jim mcnamara said:I was going to make a joke about sodium, but Na ...
So nitrogen accepted to bond with oxygen?Pepper Mint said:At first Oxygen asked out Nitrogen, but Nitrogen was all like "NO!"
Yes, but she has been cautious. She brought her sister as chaperone.mfb said:So nitrogen accepted to bond with oxygen?
Hilarious!DrClaude said:
I'm not even going to ask if that's Schrodinger's cat.DennisN said:
You mean this cat finally solved the Quantum Relativity problem?1oldman2 said:I'm not even going to ask if that's Schrodinger's cat.
Now if it will only "let the cat out of the bag" there is probably a "Nobel" in it for him.fresh_42 said:You mean this cat finally solved the Quantum Relativity problem?
We don't know. Some fool locked it in a box and lost the key.fresh_42 said:You mean this cat finally solved the Quantum Relativity problem?
I understand the cat is perfectly safe as long as no one observes it.DrGreg said:We don't know. Some fool locked it in a box and lost the key.
Hey, that's cheating :Pdavenn said:
I'm a bit puzzled by this crossword. What do "ecaadi", "elndoe" and "pm" mean?davenn said: