Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
P.S. zoobyshoe, do you have any more of that %%k:""<`}, could you fax me some of it (or e-mail it, I don't care how I get my hands on it) cause last time I imbibed in some I had such wild dreams I actually thought that the marshmellow worms, on the marshmellow farms, were really just bales of hay wrapped in a plastic membrane that allowed them to dry, and the the giant marshmellows themselves were simply single bales wrapped similarily. WOW! what a "ride" that was, so if you still have some LEMME KNOW!...Thanks

Um, Mr. Robin Parsons, I don't think that was a dream. I've seen such marshmallow farms somewhere outside Texarkana (sometimes called Arken-ass). And I think there's a Great Flags somewhere close by. I've heard that they sell %%k:""<`} there (at Great Flags) but you'll have to check it out yourself, because I'm not touching that stuff! Haven't you seen that commercial where they scramble an egg saying 'this is your brain on drugs'? Don't go there, RP. It's a damn ugly picture!
REMEMBER! JUST SAY NO!

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Next Question:


What quantity of %%k;""]+[oQ would
the average earthling need to
drink before all individual light-
nig bolts appeared to be two
simultaneous events and all clocks
appeared to be two perfectly
synchronized clocks?

Don't know, Zoob, but I think YOU'VE had quite enough!

 

[Sonty]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What quantity of %%k;""]+[oQ would
the average earthling need to
drink before all individual light-
nig bolts appeared to be two
simultaneous events and all clocks
appeared to be two perfectly
synchronized clocks?

The important thing here is that "all" lightnings and "all" clocks must appear as "two". First of all an average earthling can never do this. It must be a man who repairs clocks for a living and those clocks will be symbols for the eternal fight between good and evil in his mind. Now, after about 20 years of work in this field it wouldn't take very much %%k;""]+[oQ to achieve this sensation. The part with the lightinings on the other hand is a hole different fish soup. He'd have to walk along a railroad, at midnight, with a dead cat in the right hand and a live rooster in his left, to swing the cat over his head and throw the rooster over the fence of a graveyard. In the effort he would have to slip and hit his head against a rock. Now a train would have to pass and blind him with its lights. he will now see the dead cat rise up and run for exactly 66.6 meters where it would be hit by two simultaneous lightnings.
At least this is what my Future Analyzer says. Unfortuantely it has a problem. When I came back from the door where the commander of the GSS Borky27 handed it to me as a thank you for letting them use my private distillery to prepare some 100 liters of %%k;""]+[oQ (deh! it was the birthday of the commander's son), I got distracted by the sudden noise of the ship flying by, I tripped and I droped the Future Analyzer. Since then it doesn't show the numbers clearly. i guess a few cristals are broken. I think it says something like 420, 428, 42.0 or 42.8. And there's another problem: the units are all screwed up. I think it shows the result in "fr."

How much is 1fr. in Earth units and what's the name of this fr. unit?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Sonty

How much is 1fr. in Earth units and what's the name of this fr. unit?

1fr.in Earth units is equal to 17
metric seconds. This fr. unit (the
one you were specifically refer-
ing to) is named "Bob".

In M & PS Ivan Seeking posted a
link to a news story about a man
in Mareston, Wyoming who, upon
investigating a strange noise one
night found a group of Grey space
aliens out on his patio eating his
cat's food. Reporters quoted the
man as having said, "At least they
weren't eating the cat."

Do grey space aliens ever actually
eat cats?

 

[Sonty]

Why do you think they blast them with two simultaneous lightnings? Roast - good. Bloody - not so good, but it quiets down the hunger.

How many Honorary Grey Space Aliens does it take to take down a cat by striking it with 2 simultaneous lightnings? Is it really worth it?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Sonty
How many Honorary Grey Space Aliens does it take to take down a cat by striking it with 2 simultaneous lightnings? Is it really worth it?

Honorary grey space aliens only
hurl simultaneous lightning bolts
at Erwin Schrodinger. We like to
make him dance.In M & PS Ivan Seeking posted a
link to a newsstory about a boy
in Lotsahoochi, Florida who wit-
nessed a flying disc abduct a
gator that was sunning itself on
a sand bar in a river. As if in
exchange, the disc deposited three
disoriented nuns in the gators
place.

Why would the grey space aliens
rather have a gator than a nun?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Why would the grey space aliens
rather have a gator than a nun?

Abducted nuns often come with dirty habbits.

What are the qualities of the new alien-gator hybrids?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
What are the qualities of the new alien-gator hybrids?

They look just like aliens, but
they know how to make mud nests.

In M & PS Ivan Seeking posted a
link to a article in which a
Utah man complained of nightly
visits from grey space aliens who
were interfering with his live-
stock by teaching them table man-
ners. He said he was no longer
able to get them to eat out of
a trough.
What other advanced knowledge is
being disseminated in secret by
this superior race?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
They look just like aliens, but
they know how to make mud nests.

In M & PS Ivan Seeking posted a
link to a article in which a
Utah man complained of nightly
visits from grey space aliens who
were interfering with his live-
stock by teaching them table man-
ners. He said he was no longer
able to get them to eat out of
a trough.
What other advanced knowledge is
being disseminated in secret by
this superior race?

Probably how to party with Boozy Hoes!

What is the true meaning of Boozy Hoes?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Tsunami
What is the true meaning of Boozy Hoes?

That kind of insight can only be
acquired after you go hype a gnu.
Which isn't as easy as it sounds.

Is it true that in M & PS Ivan
Seeking posted a link to an
article in which an early morning
surfer in Venice, Ca. was reported
to have been arrested for disord-
erly behaviour and foul language
which he attributed to having had
his wave stolen by a grey space
alien on a longboard?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
That kind of insight can only be
acquired after you go hype a gnu.
Which isn't as easy as it sounds.

Is it true that in M & PS Ivan
Seeking posted a link to an
article in which an early morning
surfer in Venice, Ca. was reported
to have been arrested for disord-
erly behaviour and foul language
which he attributed to having had
his wave stolen by a grey space
alien on a longboard?

Ya right Boozy Hoes. Like a 4ft, 50LB grey would use a longboard.

What is the exact difference between a Boozy Hoe and a grey?
[gnu hyping does not count!]

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
What is the exact difference between a Boozy Hoe and a grey?
[gnu hyping does not count!]

Boozy Hoes don't surf.

In the skys over the English Chan-
nel in 1944, B-17 pilot Chuck
Brunell 25, of Winterburn Minne-
sota witnessed a spectacular dis-
play of the legendary "Foo Fight-
er" lights when they whooshed in
front of his crippled and burning
plane and spelled out the words:
"Your turn signal is on!"

What are the signifigant
differences between a "Foo-
Fighter" and a "Flying Disc"?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Boozy Hoes don't surf.

In the skys over the English Chan-
nel in 1944, B-17 pilot Chuck
Brunell 25, of Winterburn Minne-
sota witnessed a spectacular dis-
play of the legendary "Foo Fight-
er" lights when they whooshed in
front of his crippled and burning
plane and spelled out the words:
"Your turn signal is on!"

What are the signifigant
differences between a "Foo-
Fighter" and a "Flying Disc"?

Flying discs don't have turn signals (or horns for that matter - can't hear 'em in space).

If Boozy Hoes don't surf, how the heck can they have any fun? Do they at least water ski?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Tsunami
If Boozy Hoes don't surf, how the heck can they have any fun? Do they at least water ski?

They enjoy listening to Lieder,
especially Schubert, while they
groom each other and eat the lice.Several months ago my doorbell
rang while I was in the shower.
Figuring it was probably the usu-
al grey space alien %%k;""}+{oQ
pedlers I ignored it. Later I
found a note attached to the door
that said "I know what you did
last summer."

What had I done and how did they
know?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
They enjoy listening to Lieder,
especially Schubert, while they
groom each other and eat the lice.


Several months ago my doorbell
rang while I was in the shower.
Figuring it was probably the usu-
al grey space alien %%k;""}+{oQ
pedlers I ignored it. Later I
found a note attached to the door
that said "I know what you did
last summer."

What had I done and how did they
know?

You donned your Honorary Grey Space Alien suit and went surfing on a longboard - which is how this grey/longboard confusion got started in the first place. Now, it appears, mass hysteria is setting in and there are increased 'sightings' - unless you had just a little too much %%k;""}+{oQ to drink and did it again THIS summer - leading to this latest sighting. They know this because THEY KNOW EVERYTHING!

HOW do they know everything?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Because the complement of everything is nothing, and they don't know nothing, so by contrapositive...

Could this thread be called the result of little grey matter?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by selfAdjoint
Because the complement of everything is nothing, and they don't know nothing, so by contrapositive...

This answer demonstrates an above
average insight into the grey
space alien mentality

Could this thread be called the result of little grey matter?

It's funny you should ask because
if you translate the phrase "lit-
tle grey matter" into the grey
space alien language you get:"=**
$@6^^^}^^#oL***@)>", which, you
will immediately recognize, is a
triple pun if you emphasize the
seventh, instead of the fifth,
syllable. So the answer is yes.

In the most recent issue of
True UFO magazine a letter
from Doris and Sidney Munsen, of
Gobehinder, Arkansas laments the
dissapearance of their pet swine,
Horace and Sandra, who disappeared
one night, after the Munsen's had
observed strange lights in the
evening sky. The Munsens were
writing to appeal to all regular
abductees to be on the lookout
for the pigs during their next
abduction experiences and to ap-
peal to them to come home.

Why is it the Munsens were so sure
the Horace and Sandra had left
voluntarily?

 

[FZ+]

Because Horace and Sandra were no normal pigs, but the product of years of secret government research to create what we may term "the Super Soldier". As a result of gene manipulation and bionic enhancements, these have gained the ability to hack into computer networks, dodge bullets, fly, hold high offices in the US government as well to leave nicely handwritten notes to their owners on departure.

What sort of mad fiend would create such foul abominations?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by FZ+
What sort of mad fiend would create such foul abominations?

Clearly, the mad fiend behind this
kind of enterprise would require
and underground lair of immense
capacity well stocked with all the
latest mad fiend technology. He
would be the kind of mad fiend
who surrounds himself with "hench-
men". He probably can't get enough
of "henchmen". Preferably ones of
decidedly inferior intellect,
whenever possible. He would be the
kind of mad fiend who, born with-
out any particular vocal tics or
strange "signature" habits of his
own would adopt some. He would,
worst of all, not be above mental
cruelty to animals: witness the
names he inflicted on the poor
porcine duo.

In the Christmas issue of True
UFO magazine Christmas Eve
abuctee Christopher Swezey, 37, of
Sheepshear, New Zealand, relates
to readers how every Christmas
Eve he and his sister Charlotte
used to be abducted from their
rural home by unseen beings and
taken to a large departement store
in London where they were permit-
ted by these beings to play with
wonderful toys of every kind unill
sunup when they were whisked back
to their beds.

Is their anything grey space
aliens won't sink to for a little
positive P.R.?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Clearly, the mad fiend behind this kind of enterprise would require and underground lair of immense capacity well stocked with all the latest mad fiend technology. He would be the kind of mad fiend who surrounds himself with "henchmen". He probably can't get enough of "henchmen". Preferably ones of decidedly inferior intellect, whenever possible. He would be the kind of mad fiend who, born without any particular vocal tics or strange "signature" habits of his
own would adopt some. He would, worst of all, not be above mental cruelty to animals: witness the names he inflicted on the poor porcine duo. Dang! think Ya found me out have ya?, Heh heh heh!

In the Christmas issue of True UFO magazine Christmas Eve abuctee Christopher Swezey, 37, of Sheepshear, New Zealand, relates to readers how every Christmas Eve he and his sister Charlotte used to be abducted from their rural home by unseen beings and taken to a large departement store in London where they were permitted by these beings to play with wonderful toys of every kind unill sunup when they were whisked backto their beds.

Is their anything grey space aliens won't sink to for a little positive P.R.?

Yes, actual/substantive proof of them having been here, actual sex, (if you only knew, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!) rather then just that probative stuff, and telling me the damn keycode for the spacecraft !

When flying an grey alien spacecraft , is it bad manners to ask you host to pay for the fuel?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Yes, actual/substantive proof of them having been here, actual sex, (if you only knew, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!) rather then just that probative stuff, and telling me the damn keycode for the spacecraft !

You're still quite high, aren't
you!

When flying an grey alien spacecraft , is it bad manners to ask you host to pay for the fuel?

Although it certainly reflects
well on you that you ask, the av-
erage grey space alien has no con-
cept of manners that could be as-
saulted by any word or action on
your part. Likewise, they have no
monetary system, and no conception
that anything must be paid for
beyond what we tell them. To the
extent they tend to expropriate
fuel by whatever means is at hand
it is better not to complicate
things by suggesting there is any
protocol they should be observing.

In the March 1999 issue of True
UFO magazine an interview with
an anonymous informant who called
the magazine from behind closed
doors at the Pentagon revealed
among other astonishing facts,
that, in the year 2000 the reins
of the government were to be hand-
ed over to grey space alien high
command as the result of an unfor-
tunate hand in a pokergame. What
remarkable turn of events prevent-
ed this transfer from ever occur-
ing?

 

[FZ+]

They realized we were offering the governance of Earth, not Irtx as they had previously assumed.

Why do all aliens speak english?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by FZ+
Why do all aliens speak english?

Que? Que dices? Lo siento, no
comprendo.

When going bowling with grey space
alien companions do yours prefer
to be the pins or the balls?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
When going bowling with grey space alien companions do yours prefer to be the pins or the balls?

Ha Ha funny guy, EVERYONE KNOWS grey aliens don't bowl!

Last time I was out bowling, with the grey aliens, one of them asked me if it was possible for a human to replicate with a grey, so, is it possible?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Last time I was out bowling, with the grey aliens, one of them asked me if it was possible for a human to replicate with a grey, so, is it possible?

No, their DNA is made of M&Ms. (The alien's DNA that is, we all know human DNA is made from cardboard.)

What would happen if I didn't ask a quetion involving aliens?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by J-Man
What would happen if I didn't ask a quetion involving aliens?

My guess is that interest in the
thread might pick up considerably,
it might return to being an ent-
tertaining game, and humanity in
general might evolve to the next
level. So everyone, please, do
your best to make sure none of
that happens.In the Jan. 2001 issue of Com-
pletely Unbiased and Documented
Ghost Stories Magazine Herb
Stillweather of Shingleshack, Iowa
reported having been visited by
the apparition of his dead ancest-
or Caleb "Injun Joe" Stillweather
who taught Herb how to tell where
to dig for underground springs
using two bent pieces of coat-
hanger and a quartz crystal sus-
pended from a silver chain. Using
these devices Herb was able to
calculate the exact number of grey
space aliens that can fit into a
phone booth after having
swallowed their capacity of gold
fish. Given these documented facts
what is the exact species of tree
found in the wood pulp that makes
up the cardboard of which Human
DNA is comprised?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
In the Jan. 2001 issue of Completely Unbiased and Documented Ghost Stories Magazine Herb Stillweather of Shingleshack, Iowa reported having been visited by the apparition of his dead ancestor Caleb "Injun Joe" Stillweather who taught Herb how to tell where to dig for underground springs using two bent pieces of coathanger and a quartz crystal suspended from a silver chain. Using these devices Herb was able to calculate the exact number of grey space aliens that can fit into a phone booth after having swallowed their capacity of goldfish. Given these documented facts what is the exact species of tree found in the wood pulp that makes up the cardboard of which Human DNA is comprised?

A composite of Larch, Pine, and Stripped Maple, for the stiffness, the suppleness, and the taste! (respectively)
(Zoobyshoe, where do you get your sources? WOW what quetions!)

So how many grey aliens can fit into a phone booth, after having swallowed their capacity of goldfish, and how many pre-fish?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
So how many grey aliens can fit into a phone booth, after having swallowed their capacity of goldfish, and how many pre-fish?

I have checked, double checked,and
triple checked the article and no-
where does it actually give the
numbers Herb Stillweather came up
with. This is a disapointment
given the extrordinary usefullness
that information could have to
anyone contemplating the use of a
phone booth as a dual purpose
storage unit for grey space aliens
and goldfish.

In the July 2002 issue of Com-
pletely Unbiased and Documented
Ghost Stories Magazine, Mr.
Bauder B. Bauder, 39, of Sinkwaste
New Jersy reported that his house
seemed to have become the gather-
ing place of several pernicious
poltergeists who were manifesting
themselves by dressing him in wom-
an's clothing while he slept. He
further reported that on one oc-
casion they drove him to a motel
and handcuffed him to a toilet.
Using these troubling personal
experiences as a premise Bauder
penned his first novel The
Sinkwaste Incident soon to be
published by Completely Un-
biased And Documented Ghost Stor-
ies Press. With these facts in
hand how many grey space aliens
can a goldfish swallow after hav-
ing stared at them long enough to
collapse their wave function?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by zoobyshoe
In the July 2002 issue of Completely Unbiased and Documented Ghost Stories Magazine, Mr. Bauder B. Bauder, 39, of Sinkwaste New Jersy reported that his house seemed to have become the gathering place of several pernicious poltergeists who were manifesting themselves by dressing him in woman's clothing while he slept. He further reported that on one occasion they drove him to a motel and handcuffed him to a toilet.
Using these troubling personal experiences as a premise Bauder penned his first novel The Sinkwaste Incident soon to be published by Completely Unbiased And Documented Ghost Stories Press. With these facts in hand how many grey space aliens can a goldfish swallow after having stared at them long enough to collapse their wave function?

Completely irrelevant, I talked to Mr. Bauder, just the other day, and he told me that he had made up the entire event history, and was doing all of it simply to counteract the good PR that the greys have been achieving from this sites running humor sphere. That said, the goldfish told me that the staring required to collapse the greys wavefunction was an indirect property of the disproportinate ability of said fishes to breath nitrogen out of water, hence the number of greys swallowed by any given goldfish in any given amount of time is still indeterminant as the gold fish have adamantly refused to suffuse themselve with nitrogen, (causes them to laugh to hard and they then swallow water)

How much "nitrogen" (NO₂) does it take to make a grey laugh?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
How much"nitrogen"(NO₂) does it take to make a grey laugh?

Not much at all. As soon as one
inhales some and it begins to
react with the moisture in his
body to become nitric acid his
companions begin to laugh uproar-
iously and the prank they've play-
ed on him. It is their cruel way
of saying he should have known the
difference between NO₂
and N₂O.

Last night the doorbell rang and
it was yet another grey space
alien asking me if I'd heard the
"Word of Parsons". I told him that
there were times I was in direct
communication with "Parsons" and
did not need his grey space alien
interpretation of information that
was available to me on a first
hand basis. He called me a "blas-
phemer" and stormed back to his
bicycle. I noticed he was riding
an excellent brand new Pugeot. It
reminded me that every time I've
seen a grey on a bike it was a
Peugeot.

What is it about French technology
that so attracts their interest?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by zoobyshoe
Last night the doorbell rang and it was yet another grey space alien asking me if I'd heard the "Word of Parsons". I told him that there were times I was in direct communication with "Parsons" and did not need his grey space alien interpretation of information that was available to me on a firsthand basis. He called me a "blasphemer" and stormed back to his bicycle. I noticed he was riding an excellent brand new Pugeot. It reminded me that every time I've seen a grey on a bike it was a Peugeot.
What is it about French technology that so attracts their interest?

There ancient historical ties to the region, as evidenced by many a feature of French living, the eating of snails, the drinking of red wine, (without whining, the grey's have a hard time with that one) that Eiffel Tower thing blew them away for technological advancement, (in it's time) the eating of cheeses and pate foie gras, and most importantly French women! (they love ea...Oooops, wrong age limit)

Just got in a note from the greys, (talk about your mail at the "speed of thought!") about you zoobyshoe, they want to know why, when quoted them about the "Word of Parsons", you dropped the "the", they told me they said; "The Word of The Parsons" and insisted that this is an extremely important ommision on your part, so can anyone tell me why zoobyshoe dropped the 'the'??

 

[zoobyshoe]

Your scurrilous informants are
grossly distorting the facts and
are clearly on a mission of unmit-
igated obfuscation. Reviewing the
surveillance tapes I routinely
make when answering the door I
find that the exact words used by
this knave were:"The a have the
you the heard the word a of the an Parsons?" This is the sort of
thing that typically results when
they try to verbally reproduce the
English language instead of beam-
ing it telepathically into one's
mind.
The problem arises from the fact
that no articles, definite or in-
definite, exist in their native
tongue and they remain completely
confused as to their proper usage.
The result is this "shotgun" style
of article usage whereby they
throw articles into a sentence
with abandon in the vain hope at
least one or two will accidently
be correct.
Insofar as I politely ignored this gramatical error on his part and
reported only what I knew him to
be meaning to say, instead of
taking the opportunity to mock his
lack of expertise, I find it unac-
ceptable of him and the others to
be E-mailing you with reports of
omissions on my part.
If you actually exert any influ-
ence on these demented evangelists
you will warn them of my stock of
putrid, fermenting tomatos.Quetion: In the June '92 issue of
Completely Unbiased And Docu-
mented Ghost Stories Mr. J.
Kemp, 45, of Slopshire on Turditch
England, reported having been vis-
ited by the spritual remnants of
King Richard III, whom he recog-
nised by his "bunchback" and limp.

In the next months issue a reader
asked why he was so sure it was
the actual King rather than the
statistically more probable ghost
of one of the hundreds of actors
who had portrayed him in the cent-
uries since the Bard of Avon first
staged the tyrants history. Kemp's
response, given in a telephone
interview was documented to be:
"Well, I could tell, is all."

Given these unbiased facts, trans-
late the following 1940's hard-
boiled slang into the language of
your choice: "Squeeze the smudge
plug, salt knuckles, or I'll ply
my father's trade on the mooney
may-bob, here!"

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Your scurrilous informants are grossly distorting the facts and are clearly on a mission of unmitigated obfuscation. Reviewing the surveillance tapes I routinely make when answering the door I find that the exact words used by this knave were:"The a have the you the heard the word a of the an Parsons?" This is the sort of thing that typically results when they try to verbally reproduce the English language instead of beaming it telepathically into one's mind.
The problem arises from the fact that no articles, definite or indefinite, exist in their native tongue and they remain completely confused as to their proper usage. The result is this "shotgun" style
of article usage whereby they throw articles into a sentence with abandon in the vain hope at least one or two will accidently be correct. Insofar as I politely ignored this gramatical error on his part and reported only what I knew him to be meaning to say, instead of taking the opportunity to mock his lack of expertise, I find it unacceptable of him and the others to be E-mailing you with reports of
omissions on my part. If you actually exert any influence on these demented evangelists you will warn them of my stock of putrid, fermenting tomatos.


Quetion: In the June '92 issue of Completely Unbiased And Docu-
mented Ghost Stories Mr. J. Kemp, 45, of Slopshire on Turditch
England, reported having been visited by the spritual remnants of
King Richard III, whom he recognised by his "bunchback" and limp.
In the next months issue a reader asked why he was so sure it was the actual King rather than the statistically more probable ghost of one of the hundreds of actors who had portrayed him in the centuries since the Bard of Avon first staged the tyrants history. Kemp's
response, given in a telephone interview was documented to be: "Well, I could tell, is all."
Given these unbiased facts, translate the following 1940's hardboiled slang into the language of your choice: "Squeeze the smudge plug, salt knuckles, or I'll ply my father's trade on the mooney may-bob, here!"

Zoobyshoe, you deserve a medal, as in we need to "Squeeze the smudge plug" (Pull the stopper out of the Piggy bank) for your adroit, and adept, ability to see through the writtings on these pages!
You were right on target, with them, for that "The Parsons" thingimeebopper as it refers to "The Priests" (the persons who are known to be so honest as to be seen as 'truthfull') as that is actually the meaning of the word 'Parson', (with "Parsons" simply as the plural) and clearly, zoobyshoe, you figured out that it had A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y nothing to do with me, and the fact that, my last name, is "Parsons", too. TANKS
So with that, here's a plate of "salt knuckles" (pigs feet) raised to you and we will see that you 'Ply your daddies trade on the mooney maybob" (follow in your dad's footsteps in the moonlight of the fall apple festivals), no doubt interviewing another one of you highly imaginative subjects, telling of their Grey encounters.

So the quetion remains, how many greys does it take, to award zoobyshoe his medal for proving that "Freedom of Speech" is alive, and well, (and living within him) in a glorious, and upriorious manner!??

P.S. as for their telepathic messages to me, they apparently are going to stop that as they have agreed that such rumors should not be circulated about me, given peoples inventive, and willing, nature, with respect to lieing, and gossip, and the reputational damage such things can incur...they told me they might try resumeing it with zoobyshoe, (heck, zoob's the Honorary member, so look there next... C:\Ya!)

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally babbled by Mr. Robin Parsons:

So the quetion remains, how many greys does it take, to award zoobyshoe his medal...

This involves tedious logorhythms,
Napier's Constant type jitterbug-
ging, with a lot of cubed roots
and other migrainogenic calculus.
Just remember: putrid and
fermenting tomatos.

In the 1947 Film Gris clas-
sic, The Thin Gray Disc ac-
tor Humphrey Bogart portrayed the
war scarred gray space alien, Eggy
who was strugling to readjust to
normal life with the help of his
well meaning, but naive, childhood
friend, Big Eyes, as played by
Peter Lorre.

In the 1987 remake, The Grey
Thin Disk (which flopped at
the box office), Eggy, played by
Robert DeNiro, finds redemption at
the end when he talks the discour-
aged Big Eyes (Joe Pesci in this
version) out of suicide by flying
disc crash at greater than light
speeds.

Why did the producers of the re-
make decide to change the original
ending, and, in the original, what
were Big Eyes' (Peter Lorre's)
famous hardboiled 1940s slang last
words before hitting the acceler-
ator pedal of his flying disc?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by zoobyshoe
Why did the producers of the remake decide to change the original
ending, and, in the original, what were Big Eyes' (Peter Lorre's)famous hardboiled 1940s slang last words before hitting the accelerator pedal of his flying disc?

The change in the ending was arrived at through a complex set of algorythmic logarithms that extrapolated the resultant waveforms to the very expressive end line of "Big Eye's" (Peter Lorre), "To the Finite, and Beyyyooooooond!"

Once past the finite, where does one arrive?