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[Bandersnatch]

You put pokemon references into your cosmology papers:
http://www.physics.umn.edu/classes/...ds/399811-FriedmanEqDerivation.pdf?download=1

We see that we have reached an expression that have clearly the form of the energy conservation equation. It is possible to distinguish the terms of the kinetic energy and the potential energy, but we see that a wild integration constant have appeared so we have to interpret its meaning.

 

[Borg]

When you post things like this - https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/random-thoughts-part-6.875108/page-153#post-6009103

Thanks to @fresh_42 for showing me this thread.

 

[gleem]

When you check the accuracy of the miles per gallon monitor in you car.

 

[berkeman]

When seeing a new antenna type stops you in your tracks while you try to figure out what it is for and why it's shaped that way...

 

[Borg]

When you check the accuracy of the miles per gallon monitor in you car.

You mean like this?
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/100-000-miles-of-driving-visualized.844560/

 

[pinball1970]

You still get upset thinking about the library of Alexandria.

Or the fact that Galois was a rubbish shot.

 

[gleem]

You mean like this?
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/100-000-miles-of-driving-visualized.844560/

WHOA! you are way nerdier(?) than me. On a nerd scale of 1 to 10 a definite 10.

 

[Craftek_Ana]

- You google, a LOT.

-- You have to mentally rephrase what your going to say so some people will understand.

 

[Aufbauwerk 2045]

you consider yourself normal and the rest of the world weird.

That's because the rest of the world is weird.

 

[nuuskur]

..think the largest number of any object you can have is 255

 

[Demystifier]

... if you know that bracket is not a cat with a bra.

 

[Demystifier]

... if you think that Google is the most frequently used internet site (which in fact is Facebook).

 

[Demystifier]

... if you don't think that negative energy can be created by negative thoughts.

 

[Ibix]

... if you think that Google is the most frequently used internet site

You know you are a nerd in an office full of non-nerds when one of the phrases you use most often is "what happens if you type that into Google?" Many of them get the point. Some of them give me the impression that they think Google will explode if they type a technical question. Find the football scores? Yes. How do I do a t-test in R? Let's ask Ibix just in case...

 

[Aufbauwerk 2045]

... if you know that bracket is not a cat with a bra.

The word "bracket" in math is fine. But my least favorite nomenclature in physics is the "bra" and "ket" in QM. But it's funny sometimes. There was a guy in my intro to QM course who did not like saying the word "bra" using its standard pronunciation, so he pronounced it to rhyme with the first syllable in "bracket." But he was the only one, and he always hesitated before saying it at all. It was obvious he was uncomfortable.

 

[Fig Neutron]

... if the closest thing to a social media account you have is Physics Forums.

 

[Aufbauwerk 2045]

When seeing a new antenna type stops you in your tracks while you try to figure out what it is for and why it's shaped that way...

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Please explain what it is for and why it's shaped that way. Thank you.

 

[Ibix]

Please explain what it is for and why it's shaped that way. Thank you.

It's a nerd detector. Works well with EE nerds and physicists, but its efficiency drops off rapidly with distance of the nerd from these disciplines.

 

[Demystifier]

... if you travel to your job with a black backpack.

 

[Demystifier]

... if in your spare time you spend more time on your laptop than on your smartphone.

 

[Aufbauwerk 2045]

It's a nerd detector. Works well with EE nerds and physicists, but its efficiency drops off rapidly with distance of the nerd from these disciplines.

Well I qualify as both types of nerd, at least to some small extent. So I could not sleep tonight until I tracked this down.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001BRXW74/?tag=pfamazon01-20

 

[pinball1970]

Well I qualify as both types of nerd, at least to some small extent. So I could not sleep tonight until I tracked this down.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001BRXW74/?tag=pfamazon01-20

That deserves some some sort of award I think.