What is the formula for the volume of a thick crust pizza?

[Evgeny.Makarov]

[sp]"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" is a well-known proverb.[/sp]

 

[soroban]

What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .If a man speaks in a forest
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?
​

 

[soroban]

A man was recently frozen to Absolute Zero.

He's 0 K. now.

 

[Deveno]

There are two formal theories for arguing with women.

Both of them are inconsistent.

 

[soroban]

There are two kinds of people:

those who can extrapolate from insufficient data.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

There are tow typos of people in the world.

 

[Nono713]

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
(or)
There are two kinds of people: those who know how to write, and

 

[Deveno]

Corollary: there are 2 types of integers-odd ones, and perfectly normal ones.

 

[soroban]

. . . . . My Two Secrets for Success1. Never tell anyone everything you know.

 

[soroban]

I've always been fascinated by this palindrome.

. . . . [tex]\boxed{\text{ NEVER ODD OR EVEN } }[/tex]

 

[kaliprasad]

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.

Never drink and derive.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

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[anemone]

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

Cat is the inverse of a bird.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

I am still not sure why I need to put the cake in the oven at $120^\circ$.

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[Deveno]

I am still not sure why I need to put the cake in the oven at $120^\circ$.

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Well, it makes more sense than 2/3rds of a pie radians.

 

[anemone]

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

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[Deveno]

Well, the books are at room temperature, and the brain is at body temperature, so the second law of thermodynamics dictates that the books suck the life out of your brain.

Also, the skull is not a permeable membrane...this is so we don't look like pufferfish, and thus are not hunted by sushi chefs, thereby increasing the chance that our species' DNA will continue to propagate.

"There's got to be a rational explanation!" -any scientist in any horror film

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

Snakes on a Plane

 

[Ackbach]

Snakes on a Plane

I note that in the upper-left picture, the snake must be moving up the plane.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

Q: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
A: Because they can't even.

 

[ineedhelpnow]

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[Evgeny.Makarov]

\begin{array}{ll}
\text{My friend:} & \text{I'd rather eat a pizza than a hamburger.}\\
\text{I:} & \text{I'd rather eat a pizza then a hamburger.}
\end{array}

 

[ineedhelpnow]

So True​

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[topsquark]

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-Dan

 

[Deveno]

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/2796

-Dan

Curiously, the box in the other universe is intact.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

From another thread:

The admin team has decided that we will switch to a once a year awards structure instead of the previous twice a year structure.

Then why on Earth have I been cranking out jokes lately?

Anyway, here is a reflection on friendzone and reflexivity.

Girl: You are so caring, smart and funny. I wish I could find a guy just like you.
Guy (thinking): Are you kidding me? I am a guy just like me.

 

[Jameson]

It's all part of my plan, Evgeny. I wanted you to use all of your good jokes so I can spend the second half of this year with my own and take the title from you in December. What's the point of owning a website if you can't use it to give yourself awards and adoration? ;)

 

[topsquark]

It's all part of my plan, Evgeny. I wanted you to use all of your good jokes so I can spend the second half of this year with my own and take the title from you in December. What's the point of owning a website if you can't use it to give yourself awards and adoration? ;)

Awwww! We all adore you anyway.

-Dan

 

[soroban]

recursion: n, re-kur-zhon.
n . . . . . . See recursion.

 

[topsquark]

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-Dan

 

[RLBrown]

What is the only trig expression Jesus mentions in the Bible?
Hint: tan(x)csc(x)
Answer: "secant ye shall find" to be the only reference
Proof:

Spoiler

1) Let x=unknown
2) Let unknown=doubt
3) Let Jesus eliminate any sin(doubt)

 

[topsquark]

A woman asked her Mathematical boyfriend: "How do I look tonight, dear?"

He replies \(\displaystyle \frac{tan(c)}{sin(c)}\)

She says "What?"

\(\displaystyle \frac{tan(c)}{sin(c)} = \frac{\frac{sin(c)}{cos(c)}}{sin(c)}\)

\(\displaystyle = \frac{1}{cos(c)} = sec(c)\)

-Dan

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

In a similar vein.

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