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No, but the Corning Co, manufacturers of Pyrex* are required to be all such babies' godfather.Originally posted by jimmy p
Is a test-tube babies star sign Pyrex?
Read any good bananas lately?
No, but the Corning Co, manufacturers of Pyrex* are required to be all such babies' godfather.Originally posted by jimmy p
Is a test-tube babies star sign Pyrex?
Talk about your proverbial slippery slope quetion WOW! Nope...but I wrote one...Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Read any good bananas lately?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
How many Banana's does it take to make a Good Banana Read/Un-read?
Actaully, both of them make excellant Pulp fiction.Originally posted by jimmy p
Are bananas better than oranges for books?
Pulp friction? I find that hard to swallow.What is pulp's coefficient of friction?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
When drinking your glass of Pulp friction, (for Brekie) does it go down 'all the way', or just into your stomach?
Somewheres 'tween extreme and slow, depends upon things like the 'bleaching process' that went on, the 'pressing' (rolling of the Paper)as that smooths it out something radical, and naturally you zoob with that little spittle problem you have, well should just slide down there like a lead weight in free-fall and accelerating...ZOOM!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What is pulp's coefficient of friction?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
When pulping your coefficients [grind]of[/grind] fra[chop]ction[/chop], for your book [size=huge]clu[/size]bs [pulp]ate[/pulp]st [CHOP]esca[/CHOP]spad[SPINDLE]e, do[/SPINDLE] you truly "Pulp them up" or just inflate them using your psychic Ego/Id D{GRIND}riv{/GRIND}er.Dll? []
Clearly, and rather obviously, (I am soooo surprised YOU needed to ask this) you passed some "time" (no such thing) in the "No" space zone, it explains everything!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
In recent years, I seem to be older than I used to be. How could that have happened?
Because it was there.It was there because...?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Why would someone like Zoob use HTML when XML is Known/reknown to be faster/trimmer/slimmer/easier/cooler/nice/easiertowriteout/nicetopronounce/funnerthentherest/morefunthenabarrelofmonkeys/eveninthisyearofthemonkey/lastbutnotleasttheeasiestwayformetogethisreallylongjokewrittenoutsuchthateveyonethingksIamworking. and why?
It N-E-E-D-E-D to be!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
It was there because...?
Cause then they wouldn't chase the (real) mice out of the houses D'Uh!Originally posted by jimmy p
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
That's where you'd be whether or not you realized it.Why isn't there cat-flavored dog food?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
If you were standing on a bridge?
There is just such a medical term but it takes three times longer to pronounce than "tops of your feet" so no one uses it, not even podiatrists.What do you call a man with one real foot and one pseudo-pod?Originally posted by jimmy p
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Cause they used all the real lemons in the Dishwashing Soap so they had to put the Fake lemons in the Lemon Juice, or, because "nine out of ten" real "lemon lovers" prefer it in their dishsoap! for consumtive purposes slides down better I heard...Originally posted by jimmy p
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
The resemblence to his sour disposition is uncanny, isn't it?If you take a large hunk of Canadian Bacon and squeeeeeeeze it, why does it not sound like Mr. Robin Parsons?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
If you take a lemon, and squeeeeeeeze it, why is it that it sounds Just like Zoobyshoe crying?
Cause he is a homeelesse guy ergo he cannot have that kind of Body fat, Just not allowed! Violation of Universal Statute #3985746465910stroke-j Sec 14 part 7 subsection, (i), (ii), and (iii)Originally posted by zoobyshoe
If you take a large hunk of Canadian Bacon and squeeeeeeeze it, why does it not sound like Mr. Robin Parsons?
Because, try as they might, they haven't been able to make the Canadian pigs look like maple trees.Isn't maple syrup scrumptious?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Why is it that Canadian Bacon doesn't look like a Maple leaf?
Well no, it S-Y-R-U-P you know, "a flowing liquid like solid"Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Isn't maple syrup scrumptious?
Common orthographic misdemeanor.Is it true that since they can't get the pigs to resemble maple trees, they are trying to breed maple trees that resemble pigs?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What the heck is a scrumtious, anyways?
No!...actually, that is a common misdemeanor in which it is thought that "pigs can fly" but the brutal truth is that they too need airplanes to do it...just like us...Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Is it true that since they can't get the pigs to resemble maple trees, they are trying to breed maple trees that resemble pigs?
Einstein maintained that the similarities between simultenaities seem silly, so, I wonder if wonders will wander.Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
...will similarities, and wonders, ever cease?
Oh I absolutely agree to disagree with your agreed upon agreement, that we have previously agreed to, given that that agreement, is agreed to, by a general agreement, of agreeing!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
At the present time, given what we have, whizm are seagulls if thirty?
I thought we'd agreed to thirty, if whizm.Recently I had the misfortune of having my screw-fed trans-proto fiberscrunching gizmological whizmizer start making an odd, whinning noise much like a lemon being squeezed. Would you have any suggestions?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
So tell me, whizm have we agreed to? (and why?)(not?)(maybe?)(sorta?)(kinda?)(perhaps?)
Sure! remove the lemon!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Recently I had the misfortune of having my screw-fed trans-proto fiberscrunching gizmological whizmizer start making an odd, whinning noise much like a lemon being squeezed. Would you have any suggestions?
You get a fresh smelling machine, and a lemon in really bad shape.Recently I had the experience of noticing that my double-acting bi-vacuous, vorto-turbonic wet/dry/biocontaminated floor sweeper was not sucking as it once used to, so I opened it up with the only screw driver I seemed to be able to find, despite the fact I used to have a set of twenty, and inside I found the rest of the missing screw drivers all chopped into scrap metal and non recyclable plastic. Could I offer you some cappuchino?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What happens when you remove a jammed lemon from a "screw-fed trans-proto fiberscrunching gizmological whizmizer" that hasn't been greased in years?
Only if it is laminar and smelling of fresh lemons!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Recently I had the experience of noticing that my double-acting bi-vacuous, vorto-turbonic wet/dry/biocontaminated floor sweeper was not sucking as it once used to, so I opened it up with the only screw driver I seemed to be able to find, despite the fact I used to have a set of twenty, and inside I found the rest of the missing screw drivers all chopped into scrap metal and non recyclable plastic. Could I offer you some cappuchino?
Because all the people who win the lottery are psychic. They're taking turns among themselves and don't want the lottery operators to know.Why don't you ever see the headline "President Bush Admits to Imbecility" ?Originally posted by jimmy p
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Cause His Wife won't let him.. (Am I in trouble now?)Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Why don't you ever see the headline "President Bush Admits to Imbecility" ?
So you can see the address with your ears...it's called "visual accoustics"Originally posted by jimmy p
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?