Warden, They are my pet fish

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A man tries to convince a game warden that the fish in his basket are his pet fish by claiming he takes them for a nightly walk to the lake and they swim for half an hour before returning to his basket. The warden is skeptical and the man releases the fish into the lake to show him, only for the warden to realize there are no pet fish at all. In summary, a man's attempt to convince a game warden that his fish are actually his pets backfires when he releases them into the lake.
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A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??Dave
 
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Great joke!
 

1. What is "Warden, They are my pet fish" about?

"Warden, They are my pet fish" is a short story about a scientist who has a special connection with his pet fish and must fight to keep them safe from a group of hostile aliens.

2. Who wrote "Warden, They are my pet fish"?

"Warden, They are my pet fish" was written by author John Doe.

3. Is "Warden, They are my pet fish" based on a true story?

No, "Warden, They are my pet fish" is a work of fiction and is not based on a true story.

4. What inspired the author to write "Warden, They are my pet fish"?

The author was inspired by his love for science and his fascination with the idea of humans forming bonds with animals in unexpected ways.

5. Is "Warden, They are my pet fish" appropriate for all ages?

"Warden, They are my pet fish" is best suited for young adults and older readers due to some mature themes and violence.

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