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gendou2
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(This is not meant to offend, it is just for fun)
My name is Steven Hawking and I got a sick chair
It gets me where I'm going and gets some fat air
When I base jump off of buildings with ten story walls
And don't give a f*** who's down there when I falls
I can't hardly move a muscle but that don't stop my mind
From contemplating singularities that are hiding behind
Black hole event horizons charged, uncharged, any kind!
Beyond the Schwarzschild radius all instruments are blind
I don't respect the laws of my colleagues or my nation.
I don't give a f*** about loss of information
Which is needed to understand black hole evaporation.
B****, why do you think they call it HAWKING radiation?!
(Feel free to contribute your own verse...)
My name is Steven Hawking and I got a sick chair
It gets me where I'm going and gets some fat air
When I base jump off of buildings with ten story walls
And don't give a f*** who's down there when I falls
I can't hardly move a muscle but that don't stop my mind
From contemplating singularities that are hiding behind
Black hole event horizons charged, uncharged, any kind!
Beyond the Schwarzschild radius all instruments are blind
I don't respect the laws of my colleagues or my nation.
I don't give a f*** about loss of information
Which is needed to understand black hole evaporation.
B****, why do you think they call it HAWKING radiation?!
(Feel free to contribute your own verse...)