Professional titles for the Ordinary Joe (or Jane)

In summary, the conversation revolved around inventing professional sounding titles for common day jobs. Examples included financial distribution agent for bank teller and educational nutrition specialist for school cook. Participants also came up with their own titles such as domestic engineer for housewife and environmental engineer for janitor. Some humorous suggestions were also made, such as bovine lactation harvester for dairy farmer and chic connoisseur for someone who owns an iPod.
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Okay, here's the game,

Invent professional sounding titles for common day jobs.

Here's a few examples to get it started:


Financial Distribution Agent - Bank Teller

Soil Relocation Service Worker - Janitor

Educational Nutrition Specialist - School Cook

Bio-waste Conduction System Technician - Sewer Worker

Personal Transport Provider - Cab Driver

Information Dissemination Facilitator - Teacher

Retail Corporation Receptionist - Store Greeter

Transportation Infrastructure Technician -Road Worker

Bovine Lactation Harvester - Dairy Farmer

Follicle Growth Artist - Hair Dresser



Okay, now come up your own, or new titles for the ones above. :smile:
 
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Domestic Engineer- housewife
Environmental Engineer-Janitor.
Fire Protection Engineer- Need I say more?

Bovine Lactation Harvester - Dairy Farmer

Reminds me of the Simpson’s, when the kids watched the cows getting slaughtered at the meat factory and Ralph says, "When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University!"
 
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Movie critic and food professional - unemployed

Sewage infrastructure specialist - plumber
 
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Environmental Engineer-Janitor.
I take offence to that sir! :biggrin:

how bout
transparent wall technician - window washer.

(I won't take credit, I'm pretty sure i saw that on tv somewhere)
 
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Bio-mass kinetics specialist - manure shoveler
 
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Public Safety Officer - Security Guard

:frown: That actually is my work title.
 
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Self-employed municipal environmental protectionist - Homeless urbanite who picks up recyclables.
 
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Chic Connoissieur -- I have an ipod

Hunger and Health Exchanger -- McDonald's Cash register job

Yeah, I suck at this. meh.
 
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upholstery durability quality control specialist -- couch potato
 

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