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Imponderables - 4

soroban

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012
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Imponderables - 4


How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?


If a word is misspelled in the dictionary,
how would we ever know?


If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau,
who do you complain to?


Why did Ginger bring so many outfits?
It was only a three-hour tour.


We park on driveways and drive on parkways.


The cemetery raised its burial fees.
Blamed it on the cost of living.


Why are "overlook" and "oversee" opposites?


Why is it called "after dark"
when it is really "after light"?


Difference between a yard sale
and a trash pickup:
the distance to the curb.


Karaoke bars combine two basic evils:
people who shouldn't drink
and people who shouldn't sing.​