Imponderables - 1
At a movie theater which armrest is yours?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse
drive in the carpool lane?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
Did Noah have termites on the ark?
If he did, where did he keep them?
Do prison buses have emergency exists?
Doesn't a lightning rod on a church steeple
show a definite lack of faith?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Just how fast do hotcakes sell?
If a transgender goes missing,
is their face posted on
a carton of Half-and-Half?
If a man speak in a forest
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?