George Carlin: Life, Humor & Wisdom

[soroban]

George Carlin - 2You can lead a gift horse to water in the middle of the stream,
but you can't look him in the mouth and make him drink.Environmentalists change the word jungle to rain forest,
because no one would give them money to save a jungle.
Same for swamps and wetlands.Suggested bumper sticker:
We Are the Pround Parents of a Child
Whose Self-Esteem is Sufficient That
He Doesn't Need Us Advertising
His Scholastic Achievements
on the Bumper of Our Car.Every time you use the phrase all my life
it has a different meaning.The Supreme Court has reversed
a lower court decision allowing
an injunction that restrained
a defendenant from contesting
a court order forcing him
to show cause why he should not
be enjoined from suing his lawyers.Life is a near-death experience.​

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[lofgran]

Hello fellow forum member,

I would like to offer a different perspective on the statements made in your post. While George Carlin's humorous take on gift horses and environmentalism may have some truth to it, it is important to consider the larger impact of our actions on the environment. Rain forests and wetlands are vital ecosystems that provide numerous benefits to our planet, and it is important to protect and preserve them for future generations.

Regarding the suggested bumper sticker, I would encourage parents to celebrate their child's achievements, regardless of whether they choose to display it on their car or not. It is important to promote a positive self-esteem in children, but also to acknowledge and celebrate their hard work and accomplishments.

As for the phrase "all my life," it is true that it may have different meanings depending on the context in which it is used. However, this phrase can also serve as a reminder to cherish and make the most of every moment in life.

Lastly, the Supreme Court decision you mentioned is a complex legal matter that is best left to legal experts to discuss. However, I will say that it is important for individuals to have the right to contest court orders and defend themselves in a fair and just manner.

In conclusion, while George Carlin's words may bring a smile to our faces, it is important to also consider the larger implications and consequences of our actions and words. Let's strive to make positive contributions to our world and society, both as individuals and as a collective.