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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Originally asked by Another God
Why do elephants have four feet?
Because, it was a "hands down" decision!
Why do elephants (let go Wuliheron!) have four Knees?
Originally asked by Another God
Why do elephants have four feet?
Originally posted by Ben-CS
Actually, "Republicans" is a subset of "Elephants"; so, all Republicans are Elephants, but not all Elephants are Republicans.
When the Democrats ask a stupid question, why are the Republicans so eager to give a stupid answer. (Or visa versa.)
What does it mean for a society to be "civilized"?
Originally posted by Manuel_Silvio
It is that every member of the society has found her/his soulmate so they will melt into each other and offset each other's effect thus leading to an effect known as RB-LP syndrome (perhaps only energy radiating around in quanta or buckets depending on the observer).
How can you find your soulmate?
PS: I like Richard Bach.
Mentat asked:
Has this question already been asked?
Originally asked by J-man
Who's in charge?
What was the question I wanted to ask?
A little while later you, umm, "recycle" an inverted paliindrome.Ben-CS asked:
What happens if you eat an inverted palindrome?
Originally asked by Ben_CS
You can make a sentence where every word starts with B. Can a bee make a sentence where every word starts with U?
Only when Mrs. Grindstone needs to check if it's time to remind her husband to take a shower.Mr. Robin Parsons asked:
Does the expression; "Putting ones nose to the Grindstone" ever need to be taken literally?
Originally posted by Manuel_Silvio
Because he will be eroded -that comes from Eros- by water.
What relation is there betwenn erosion and Eros?
Originally asked by Mentat
What's an E.T.?
Originally posted by Manuel_Silvio
For rain in Spain is not mainly much sane.
How insane is rain in Spain?
Originally asked by Mentat
What's the point of talking in rhyme?
Ummm... no, probably not. In fact, I'm quite sure that it will not. That was cute though.Mr. Robin Parsons asked:
Is, from now on, your quention soooooooooooo stupid,
That it will be a rhyme with such love, that we'll call you cupid?
Originally posted by climbhi
On average have the questions in PF 2.0 been stupider then those in PF 3.0 have been, or is it the other way around?
Originally asked by climbhi
This begs the question, what's better a very short answer that is just embarissingly stupid, or a somewhat longer question but which is on a level of never before seen stupidity.
Originally Asked by Manuel_Silvio
Why those rhymes from far ancient times chose to settle down in wind chimes?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
So when the wind blows hard, those rhymes do retard, and we find those stupid quentions from the ancient card!
If life "Is like a box of chocolates" then why run?
Originally asked by Mentat
Where do you think Forest's mother got the "Gump" part from?