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wolram
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I did think about high guard armour, but that is not invented yet, any other full body protection is rather cumbersome, so what are the options.
Bladibla gets 10 "getting out of banning free" cards. A smart member.Bladibla said:I propose a guard dog, a female retriever...
Evo said:Bladibla gets 10 "getting out of banning free" cards. A smart member.
Cyrus said:She just needs a good man to boss around and do things for her. Then she can post about how he got hurt.
wolram said:I was thinking of a belt fitted with GPS and satellite surveillance, combine the two and any time Evo is near any thing dangerous the belt will give her a little electric shock.
Kurdt said:Some 1 piece racing leathers would be good since they'd help set Evo's arm and movement would be slow with the protection of some kevlar body armour over strategic places.
Far Star said:Getting dates might be a problem unless we throw in some matching stilettos and find someone with a penchant for body armor.
Then again... it could add to her mystique.
Far Star said:Getting dates might be a problem unless we throw in some matching stilettos and find someone with a penchant for body armor.
Then again... it could add to her mystique.
Kurdt said:Who needs stilettos when you can have these:
http://www.harpersraceshop.co.uk/usrimage/corsa%20blue.jpg
:!)
Evo said:kurdt, love the boots, but Moonbear is right, we need to add retractable tungsten cleats, or I can just slip my ice cleats over them! I do have a full line of klutz accessories.
Ditch of Darnturbo-1 said:We should pool our money and buy Evo a human-sized hamster ball that is too big to fit out the back door so she can't roll into the ditch of darn (oops! the Chasm of Doom...)
We've got to be able to get food in and (some less-attractive stuff out), so we need some holes and a way to exploit them. Not too enticing to use the food-in holes for the "other" holes.hypatia said:I'm going with the Hamster ball idea. With a few holes placed just right, she can still roll herself over to the PC and visit with us.
binzing said:The standard "Zorb" has two holes on opposite sides, so were set!
Evo claims to have cooked for years, so she ought be able to deal with sharp pointy things on some level. If she still has the requisite number of fingers, we must admit to SOME level of competence (or luck).wolram said:Sharp pointy things can get through holes, the zorb would have to be double skined with offsets of the holes from inner to outer skin.
Oh, and how is Evo going to do her chores?