How do I improve my skills in bed?

[Ivan Seeking]

:!) :!) :!) :!) :!)

My only comment

 

[The_Professional]

I was about to ask on another thread whether they've spoken on the phone yet. Well, have you? you two go on a real date will ya?

 

[Polly]

Just want to say I share the sentiment of Ivan and the curiosity of Propro. TELL US!

 

[Moonbear]

LOL! After writing all those limericks, poor tribdog collapsed in exhaustion and I think he's been sleeping since! He's been depriving himself of sleep while staying up all night trying to impress me.

I guess after he dedicated nearly an entire thread of limericks to me, he's not trying to keep anything quiet around here. No phone numbers exchanged yet, but we've been making liberal use of the PM feature. LOL! I have to say, I've never had someone put so much effort into getting my attention before! :shy:

****Time Passes****

Do you think he's still sleeping?!

He's not going to know what happened when he wakes up! He finally got a "nod" on Friday night, falls into a deep coma it seems, and when he wakes, he's going to return to find Tsu already has me out shopping for wedding dresses, and Ivan is picking the music! Well, thanks guys, that should scare him off good!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The link was supposed to bring up media player with Donny Osmond singing Puppy Love. I guess my temp files tricked me.

 

[Tsu]

He's not going to know what happened when he wakes up! He finally got a "nod" on Friday night, falls into a deep coma it seems, and when he wakes, he's going to return to find Tsu already has me out shopping for wedding dresses, and Ivan is picking the music! Well, thanks guys, that should scare him off good!

Tell him to relax. Cyber weddings performed by a Reverend of Rolling Stone Magazine while driving a turbo RV across the country at breakneck speeds aren't legally binding.

 

[Evo]

Tell him to relax. Cyber weddings performed by a Reverend of Rolling Stone Magazine while driving a turbo RV across the country at breakneck speeds aren't legally binding.

They're not?

 

[Moonbear]

The link was supposed to bring up media player with Donny Osmond singing Puppy Love. I guess my temp files tricked me.

I may have confounded you by not having media player on my computer anyway. Every time I've tried installing it on a Mac, it makes a mess of things, so I haven't installed it on my new one.

 

[Moonbear]

Tell him to relax. Cyber weddings performed by a Reverend of Rolling Stone Magazine while driving a turbo RV across the country at breakneck speeds aren't legally binding.

Surely it would be all legal if you performed the ceremony as captain of the ship while we were flying over the Atlantic after picking up Humanino from Paris!?

 

[Moonbear]

:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:​

TRIBDOG, WAKE UP!​

Everyone is staring!​

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[Ivan Seeking]

:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:​

TRIBDOG, WAKE UP!​

Everyone is staring!​

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It's your wedding day!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Hey Moonbear, maybe if you scratch him in the right place he will...shake a leg!

 

[Moonbear]

Hey Moonbear, maybe if you scratch him in the right place he will...shake a leg!

I'm worried he might do more than just shake a leg if I try that.

 

[tribdog]

yawn, what'd I miss.

 

[Moonbear]

yawn, what'd I miss.

There you are, sweetie! :!) You nearly missed our wedding! Ivan has your appointment at the tux rental place all set up, though. And he was just recommending I scratch you right about...there. How's that?

 

[Chrono]

Hey, can I play Trumpet Voluntary at the wedding?

 

[tribdog]

no, but Trumpet Under Duress is all yours

 

[Chrono]

no, but Trumpet Under Duress is all yours

Sweet. I need time to practice, though.

 

[tribdog]

oh, damn, just realized. south carolina huh? you'll need what? 7 or 8 months?

 

[Moonbear]

no, but Trumpet Under Duress is all yours

Trumpets? Look at him, trying to be helpful planning my...I mean, our...wedding. Isn't that just the cutest thing? Now, dear, run along and go pick out a tux.

Now, what do you all say to me walking down the aisle to, Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun?" Or maybe that's for the bridesmaids? Maybe I'll walk down the aisle to Billy Idol's "White Wedding."

 

[tribdog]

...White?

 

[Tsu]

Surely it would be all legal if you performed the ceremony as captain of the ship while we were flying over the Atlantic after picking up Humanino from Paris!?

Oh. Well. Yes. You're right about that. At what altitude would you like to be married?

 

[Moonbear]

...White?

You do know the song, right?

I've actually always thought a light blue gown would be nicer than white. I don't suppose a black gown would go over well with the relatives.

 

[Chrono]

oh, damn, just realized. south carolina huh? you'll need what? 7 or 8 months?

Well, I was thinking more like 10 or 12 months.

Now, what do you all say to me walking down the aisle to, Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun?" Or maybe that's for the bridesmaids? Maybe I'll walk down the aisle to Billy Idol's "White Wedding."

How about Bryan Adams' "I Finally Found Someone"?

 

[tribdog]

I actually had a light blue tuxedo. that was about 20 years ago, for 8th grade graduation. I was cool though. I could wear white now, because I'm a virgin.

 

[tribdog]

Now, what do you all say to me walking down the aisle to, Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun?" Or maybe that's for the bridesmaids? Maybe I'll walk down the aisle to Billy Idol's "White Wedding."

wow, how old are you? suppose you want to dance the charleston too

 

[Moonbear]

I actually had a light blue tuxedo. that was about 20 years ago, for 8th grade graduation. I was cool though. I could wear white now, because I'm a virgin.

Ppphhhhtttbbbttttt! Damn, I'm catching Evo's affliction of spitting tea all over the monitor! No light blue tux! You can wear a light blue vest with it, but not the whole tux!

 

[Moonbear]

wow, how old are you? suppose you want to dance the charleston too

Younger than you!

 

[Chrono]

I could wear white now, because I'm a virgin.

I never would have guessed!

 

[tribdog]

yep, I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.

and for 10 bonus points name the movie that quote came from

 

[Moonbear]

yep, I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.

and for 10 bonus points name the movie that quote came from

I don't know what movie it came from, but that reminded me of this weird "fad" going around among the college students while I was a grad student. They were sort of doing this "born again virgin" thing...I don't exactly remember what they called it. I've heard of a lot of things, but I have no idea how you get back your virginity once it's lost.

 

[tribdog]

don't worry. You'll never want virginity back, once you've been with me. I'm much better in bed than I am at writing funny posts.

 

[Moonbear]

don't worry. You'll never want virginity back, once you've been with me. I'm much better in bed than I am at writing funny posts.

I sure hope so. Ba dum bum <cymbal> (See, I'm already learning a trick or two from you).