Favorite "First Contact" scenario?

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In summary, a man in a story writes a letter to the Galactic Postal System, and within minutes, aliens arrive at his door to congratulate him on being admitted to the Galactic Federation. In a separate conversation, a message is delivered to humanity from an interplanetary clique, informing them that their planet has drifted beyond the point of long-term survival without their assistance. The only corporation interested in their world is Galactic Entertainment, who will reorganize their lives for the amusement of their viewers. This message will not be transmitted to humans, but their pets have enthusiastically approved the arrangement.
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Again, I'm going with the Motie, because the idea of stripping down to allow the aliens to inspect a human body could only be trumped by having the only woman in a whole lotta miles do the same, for instructional purposes.
 
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The strangest one I've read involved a man noticing that the farther away a letter had to go the faster it got there. So he sat down and wrote a letter to "The Postmaster, Galactic Postal System, Milky Way." He put it out for pick up and two minutes later the aliens were at his door to congratulate him on gaining admission to the Galactic Federation by dint of figuring there was a galactic postal system.
 
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Greetings humanity. We of the interplanetary clique have been monitoring your planet's progress.

We regret to inform you that your civilizations have drifted beyond the point where your long term survival is possible without our assistance. As a result, your planet has forfeited its right to cultural quarantine, and must now provide our clique with compensation for the assistance you will need to survive. The only corporation to find value in your world is Galactic Entertainment. They will now invisibly reorganize your lives and society in the manner most amusing to their viewers. Since this involves allowing humans to continue to believe that they control the Earth, this message will not be transmitted to any human. Your pets however have enthusiastically approved this arrangement on your behalf.
 
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Algr said:
Greetings humanity. We of the interplanetary clique have been monitoring your planet's progress.

We regret to inform you that your civilizations have drifted beyond the point where your long term survival is possible without our assistance. As a result, your planet has forfeited its right to cultural quarantine, and must now provide our clique with compensation for the assistance you will need to survive. The only corporation to find value in your world is Galactic Entertainment. They will now invisibly reorganize your lives and society in the manner most amusing to their viewers. Since this involves allowing humans to continue to believe that they control the Earth, this message will not be transmitted to any human. Your pets however have enthusiastically approved this arrangement on your behalf.
Only as long as "The Interstellar Truman Show" is getting good ratings, of course.
 

Related to Favorite "First Contact" scenario?

What is a "First Contact" scenario?

A "First Contact" scenario refers to the first time human beings make contact with an alien species, either through a physical encounter or communication.

What makes a "First Contact" scenario a favorite among scientists?

Many scientists are fascinated with the concept of "First Contact" because it raises questions about the potential existence of extraterrestrial life, the implications of discovering an advanced civilization, and the impact on human society.

Is there a specific way scientists believe a "First Contact" scenario would happen?

Scientists do not have a specific belief about how a "First Contact" scenario would occur. It is often depicted in science fiction as a sudden and dramatic event, but in reality, it could happen in a variety of ways and may not be as obvious or immediate.

What are some potential challenges that could arise in a "First Contact" scenario?

One potential challenge is the language barrier between humans and the alien species. It may take a significant amount of time and effort to establish effective communication. Another challenge could be the differences in cultural and societal norms, which could lead to misunderstandings and conflicts.

What are the potential benefits of a "First Contact" scenario?

A "First Contact" scenario could potentially lead to the exchange of knowledge and technology between humans and the alien species. It could also expand our understanding of the universe and our place in it. Additionally, it could bring about a sense of unity and cooperation among different nations and cultures on Earth.

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