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1oldman2 said:Okay "I got one". Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding and the officer asks, do you know how fast you were going? no replies Heisenberg but I knew exactly where I was.
davenn said:
Schrödinger's catGarlic said:Can you explain this? I diddn't understand...
Borg said:
Ah. I didn't click on the attachment in your reply.Garlic said:I was referring to the other joke, with graphs.
fresh_42 said:The shortest math joke: Be ##ε < 0##.
Garlic said:I was referring to the other joke, with graphs.
Oh I know this guy and love his movies. He looked great 10 years ago.DennisN said:
This isn't quite as daft as it sounds, if you replace "all his body functions" with "his heart". That's what a defibrillator does: the device that you see in medical dramas applying an electric shock across someone's chest to revive them. The shock doesn't restart a stopped heart, as is often implied by the drama; it stops a misfiring heart, and then the stopped heart automatically reboots.DennisN said:
That would certainly herald a new era of economics.Greg Bernhardt said:Found this in my wallet! ...
This doesn't make sense for a Ph.D. The original joke was "Why God never got tenure."DennisN said:
Did you also find a red pen?Greg Bernhardt said:Found this in my wallet!
ha ha hamfb said:Did you also find a red pen?
ProfuselyQuarky said:This joke is an exceptionally corny joke I read while studying math:
A: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
B: "Log cabin"
A: Nope--house boat. You for got the "C".
Right. "C" is pronounced "sea."ProfuselyQuarky said:Haha, right
So what dwelling place would that represent?