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BobG said:That's because you're not a surrealist.
Is that a good thing?
BobG said:That's because you're not a surrealist.
Math Is Hard said:Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
jimmy p said:Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Fish
OOhhhh! heee heee hee! That was fit pun-ishment for my previous post!Dave was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
I think something went awry during one of those secret Masonic handshakes...Gokul43201 said:Q: Why was the parrot stapled to the koala ?
Gokul43201 said:Q: Why was the parrot stapled to the koala ?
Gokul43201 said:Q: Why was the parrot stapled to the koala ?
Ivan Seeking said:What do you call a pig with three eyes?
a piiig
Together, don't those have three wheels?jimmy p said:Motorpike and sidecarp.
Good grief, of all the people on this board I should never have been the one to overlook that!Ivan Seeking said:a rabbit with a big hole in it?