Whoopee!

[masters]

• Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting.

• Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

• I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.

• When I was eight, I played Little League. I was on first; I stole third; I went straight across. Earlier that week, I learned that the shortest distance between two points was a direct line. I took advantage of that knowledge.