- Jan 26, 2012
I'm a student of mathematics.
Haha, those are great
Former math professor . . . retired in 2001.
Yeah, I'm that old . . . (Do the math!)
There are advantages to being my age:I don't spend my money on surfboards or parachutes.
In a hostage situation, I'll be one of the first to be released.
On a sinking ship, I can join the women and children.
I can get out of jury duty by just drooling.
I can do something stupid without being call an "a**hole";
. . I'm now considered "quaint" or "eccentric".
All those health insurance payments are finally paying off.