What I should have said

[soroban]

1.What I Should Have Said
2. What I Said


1. Mass? Last Sunday.
2. They say it in English?


1. No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
2. Hey, wait! .Don't shoot yet!
The blindfold's too tight. .Help!


1. The Journal of Critical Analysis
2. TV Guide


1. Thank you for pulling my grandson
from that icy river.
2. Where are his mittens?


1. Libra.
2. Smoking prohibited by ...
Hey, come back!
I was only ...


1. You're having a baby! How wonderful!
2. Who's the father?


1. The cavity preparation process
on a mandicular first molar
may involve some instrumentation
placement difficulty.
2. Oops!


1. Look, there's a lot of traffic,
he's probably stuck in a meeting all day
and didn't get your message,
or he would have called.
I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.
2. Maybe he's dead.​

 

[alane1994]

Lol!

+1

 

[alane1994]

I have a joke...

Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

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In a speech to a gathering of mathematics professors from throughout the United States, George W. Bush warned the academics not to misuse their position to force their often extremist political views on young Americans. "It is my understanding", the president said, "that you are frequently teaching algebra classes in which your students learn how to solve equations with the help of radicals. I can't say that I approve of that..."