What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

[Andy]

Bounce fool!

What do you do if somebody keeps referring to you without using your proper name?

 

[The Grimmus]

Bust a cap

what do you do if you are out of caps

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

BOUNCE THE FOOL?

What do you do if someone cuts off both of your legs and tells you; "now you can go 'Bumming' around!"?

EDIT SPELL

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
BOUNCE THE FOOL?

What do you do if someone cuts off both of your legs and tells you; "now you can go 'Bumming' around!"?

EDIT SPELL

Bounce the fool again, and see if he finally gets the message.

What do you do if you have chronic urinary control problems, and have to give a 5-hour lecture, with no breaks?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you have chronic urinary control problems, and have to give a 5-hour lecture, with no breaks?

Why go to the washroom before you start, what else!

What do you do if your life has the apperance of a Fable, yet in reality, it is actually true!?? HUH??

 

[megashawn]

Quit reading so many mythologies, so that my mind is not clouded into thinking my life is comparable to a fairy tale.


What do you do if you quit reading so many mythologys, and realize you don't like the cold hard truth that is reality?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Then you learn how the 'Cold Hard truth' is really the "warm, and loving truth", as it arises from within you.

What would you do if you couldn't recognize truth at all?

 

[Andy]

The same thing i always do! Conquer the World!

What do you do if its really really hot(relative to what your used too and you have run out of fans in the house to use, and all of the windows are open?

 

[megashawn]

Go make friends with someone that has AC.

What do you do if you have an ex-girlfriend that will not leave you alone? (Kinda like a Wayne's world typa problem.)

 

[The Grimmus]

do what i did...on a completely un related note i am leaving the country very soon.


what would you do if you say killed soem one and the cops where after me...

 

[The Grimmus]

i mean you...you'd think i would just edit that but no

 

[The Grimmus]

havent heard that word in a while...

i would becoem non sexual by removing what ails me

what would you do if you dident have a knife to remove the two guys with?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

The expression "Never bring a Knife to a Gun battle" SprinGS to mind!

What would you do if you arrived at the Gun Battle, carrieing Nothing?

 

[Andy]

Wouldnt be much of a battle would it.

What do you do if you get swallowed by Moby Dick?

 

[Protagorus]

Rough it out in there, because that way he couldn't kill you

What would you do if you were Moby Dick and had someone roughing it out inside of you?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Bust a CAP??

What would you do if you were Hunting Moby Dick, and you suddenly found yourself out of Caps, eBay?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What would you do if you were Hunting Moby Dick, and you suddenly found yourself out of Caps, eBay?

Naw... just go to the Cap store. It's right around the corner from the High Velocity Spear Shop. Then again, you could just get a high-velocity spear and save some walking.

What do you do if you find an alien in your closet?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Ask him where his ship is, and can I borrow the keys for the weekend!

What do yo do if an alien has loaned you his spaceship for the weekend, but you haven't gotten a date yet cause you mouthed off about how "Liz Hurley's HOT!" and now your Mom won't let you go out this weekend?

 

[Andy]

I would recommend going and ****ing yourself.

What do you do if your a very sad old man without a home (or country)?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

post increasingly strange posts on a physics website in a vein attempt to be noticed and feel like you matter.

what would you do if you didn't matter.

 

[Andy]

I might do this, "post increasingly strange posts on a physics website in a vein attempt to be noticed and feel like you matter".

But would probably make myself matter.

What do you do if you fancie one of the smilies. ?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Eat one!...(maybe more..)...

What do you do when your mom won't let you drink beer in your undershorts in the parlor, you know in front of the tele?

 

[Andy]

I would go out with the lads to a nice pub/bar and find some foxy ladies to spend the nite with.

What do you do if you aint got know lads to go to the pub with and your forced to stay at home drinking beer on your own?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Live Andy's life.

What do you do if your Mom keeps complaining to aaaaall of the neighbours, that you spent all of your time in front of the computer, surfing porn, and playing with your wang'y?

 

[Andy]

Live robs life.

What do you do if your a very sad old man that has no job no home no country and no life?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Live andy's future.

What would you do to get an idiot to accept a simple truth?

 

[Andy]

Been trying to work that out myself.

What do you do if you have argued about other people's immaturity only to be be brought down to their level?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Remeber my youth, back when there were no computers, no internet, no surfing porn sites, stuff like that, how ignorant I truly had been, back at that age, not even bright enough to recognize it myself, only God helped me to "see it" 'in' myself, saved me...from myself!

What would you do if, at eighteen years of age, you found out you were really only arguing with yourself, and had never been doing anything else but that!, what would you do??

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Remeber my youth, back when there were no computers, no internet, no surfing porn sites, stuff like that, how ignorant I truly had been, back at that age, not even bright enough to recognize it myself, only God helped me to "see it" 'in' myself, saved me...from myself!

What would you do if, at eighteen years of age, you found out you were really only arguing with yourself, and had never been doing anything else but that!, what would you do??

Well, I guess there isn't much you can do, since you'll argue whatever decision you try to make .

What do you do if all your friends have been bragging you up, to someone who's approval you really want, but they haven't exactly been completely truthful (perhaps saying that you could do some things that you really can't)?

 

[Andy]

I would do those things that a apparently can do until a do something really stupid and then pretend to be hurt so that the person i am trying to impress (guessing this is a girl) feels sorry for me.

What do you do if the powers that be decide that you are no longer needed on this planet?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by Andy
I would do those things that a apparently can do until a do something really stupid and then pretend to be hurt so that the person i am trying to impress (guessing this is a girl) feels sorry for me.

What do you do if the powers that be decide that you are no longer needed on this planet?

Go to Disneyland!
And what if Micky Mouse hits on your girlfriend?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Ya call Minnie!

What do you do if your lost?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Ya call Minnie!

What do you do if your lost?

Ya call Minnie!

And if Minnies not home?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

PHONNNE HOOOMMME

What do you do when you cannot figure out where your 'interior' (in YA!) phone, actually is, and you have left it unhooked, it is blasting the alarm signal, in you?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

ask your mum to help

what would you do if everything was made out of string?