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http://www.tedjesuschristgod.org/tjcgttb/tjcgttb_thetjcgcommandments.htm [Broken]
hehehe, this is too funny, its a huge list of "Do not do" that essentially forbids everything but eating, breathing, and married sex.
Here's some of my favorites:
Do not have sex with any child and a child is religiously defined to be any that are not old enough to reproduce.
Do not neglect to marry off your daughter soon after she starts her period and starts to bleed periodically because when doing this she is adult for a human and is old enough to reproduce and is ready and is old enough to be and should be getting married!
If in a marriage and a wife do not try to compete with or be above the husband.
Do not if a women or female ride horses or riding animal straddling the horse or riding animal because this can and does make her have orgasms and multiple orgasms and is considered having sex with that animal.
Do not if a women or female straddle a motorcycle and ride a motorcycle or be given a ride because this is not proper and she can have orgasms from the vibrations.
Do not video tape any sex act.
Do not video record persons having sex without their consent.
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So, the question, not that it really needs to be asked, is this guy for real? He sure seems to think so. My question, how has he avoided the psycholigists for so long?
hehehe, this is too funny, its a huge list of "Do not do" that essentially forbids everything but eating, breathing, and married sex.
Here's some of my favorites:
Do not have sex with any child and a child is religiously defined to be any that are not old enough to reproduce.
Do not neglect to marry off your daughter soon after she starts her period and starts to bleed periodically because when doing this she is adult for a human and is old enough to reproduce and is ready and is old enough to be and should be getting married!
If in a marriage and a wife do not try to compete with or be above the husband.
Do not if a women or female ride horses or riding animal straddling the horse or riding animal because this can and does make her have orgasms and multiple orgasms and is considered having sex with that animal.
Do not if a women or female straddle a motorcycle and ride a motorcycle or be given a ride because this is not proper and she can have orgasms from the vibrations.
Do not video tape any sex act.
Do not video record persons having sex without their consent.
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So, the question, not that it really needs to be asked, is this guy for real? He sure seems to think so. My question, how has he avoided the psycholigists for so long?
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