The kindergarten teacher was helping a boy put on
his cowboy boots. .He had asked for help and she
could see why. .The boots did not want to go on.
With a great struggle, she managed to get them on.
"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." .She groaned,
but sure enough, they were. .She bit her tongue and
got the boots off and back on.
"These aren't my boots." .Stifling a scream, she
pulled off the boots and looked around for his boots.
"They're my brother's boots. .My mother made me
wear them." .Barely controlling herself, she got
the boots back on.
She helped him into his jacket and asked, "Now
where are your mittens?"
"They're in the toes of my boots."
She'll be eligible for parole in three years.