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Mew! I shall live! Mew! I shall enjoy myself; that is what kittens and masturbators do! Mew!
Originally posted by selfAdjoint
Mew! I shall live! Mew! I shall enjoy myself; that is what kittens and masturbators do! Mew!
Originally posted by selfAdjoint
Mew! I shall live! Mew! I shall enjoy myself; that is what kittens and masturbators do! Mew!
There has been quite a bit of good discussion in this thread though it appears many prefer only to beat around the bush...i didnt realize there was this much to discuss about masturbation...apparently a lot of people have much to discuss publicly about it...
Originally posted by decibel
i heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much, is this true?...i also heard people can get serious back problems from it too
HEY! Are you one of those Masturbation Forum Policeman guys? Is this an UNDERCOVER operation?Originally posted by Jonathan
I thought someone else on this thread said that same thing, only they said that Woody Allen said it.
wasteofo2, that possibility has already been covered, though not as explicitly.
Originally posted by zk4586
That is a Woody Allen quote.
Succubus
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
In medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi; from Latin succubare, "to lie under") is a female demon which comes to men, especially monks, in their dreams to seduce them and have sexual intercourse with them.
This legend was an explanation for the phenomena of wet dreams and sleep paralysis.
Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish), Belili (Sumerian) and Rusalka (Slavic) were succubi.
Originally posted by Jonathan
I thought someone else on this thread said that same thing, only they said that Woody Allen said it.
wasteofo2, that possibility has already been covered, though not as explicitly.
Originally posted by Gale17
If you don't want the thread to die, maybe you should actually start talking about the topic everyone was interested in... masturbation.
So i have an interesting little story. My mum found my umm... vibrating toy... a while back and now that i have a bf she's worried. I spent the night at his place and so when i got home she started talking to me about protection and stuff like that. I was just like mum, don't worry, gave hew a few excuses and words of comfort, and then she was like "you know, i know about your little toy," and i was like "yeah i knew that." And that was it. But like, i guess the fact that i had one impied something... my older sister though was like, "mum, her having that is a good thing, cause now she doesn't need a guy, she can just go to her room. no stds or pregnancy that way." i laughed, but really that made sense to me. Like, My sis and i think she should be less worried since i have one, and not more worried.
I dunno, i guess my question is, if you had reason to believe someone masturbated a lot, would you assume they were like sexually active? or like... horny a lot? does someone who doesn't do a lot have a slow sex life? or does it really not make a difference either way?
Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
Sorry, that's my best contribution to the subject...otherwise I have no idea what you are all talking about.
Origionally posted by Sting A priest was walking down a street when he hears something in the alley way. There's a boy masterbating and the priest goes "son, you should be saving that for marriage." 15 years later, a man approaches the priest and goes "remember me father? I'm the one you caught masterbating in the alleyway. You told me that I should be saving it for marriage?"
The priest nods his head in agreement.
The man goes on: "Well, I'm getting married tomorrow and I have 10 5-gallon jugs in the back of my truck. What am I supposed to do with it?"