In a few weeks, I'll be going to my sixtieth high-school reunion.
(Yean, I'm that old . . . do the math!)
Believe it or not, most of us are still around.
I plan to do a stand-up routine about "You may be attending
your 60th reunion if . . . "
Here are some of the one-liners I plan to use.
If your knees buckle and your belt won't . . .
(you may be attending your 60th reunion).
If your back goes out more often than you do . . .
If you bend down to tie your shoelace
and you wonder if there's anything else
you can do while you're done there . . .
If your spouse says, "Honey, let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer," Darling, I can't do both" . . .
If you forget names,
then your forget faces,
then you forget to pull your zipper up,
then you forget to pull your zipper down . . .
I was hoping that this community could come up with
a few more zingers for me. .How about it, gang?