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Roughing it

soroban

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012
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"There I was, campng in the woods. Suddenly a huge bear appeared
and charged at me. .I ran and ran and found myself in a clearing.
There was just one tree and it had a branch about fifteen feet up.
I ran toward it. .The bear was closing in. .I leaped up . . ."

"What happened? .Did you catch the branch?"

"Well, not on the way up . . ."



Two men were camping the woods. .Suddenly a large angry bear
appeared and approached their tent. .One man hurriedly put on
his running shoes.

"What are you doing?" said his friend. "You can't possibly outrun that bear!"

"I know that. .I just want to outrun you."