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MHB Math Helper
Aug 30, 2012
Since I've been away from MHB for a while I thought I'd inflict upon you these three riddles concerning alligators and their kin allegs.

Riddle 1: Why did the alleg get blamed for the murder of a woman?

Solution 1:
The alleg ate her.

Riddle 2: What do you call someone with ill will towards allegs?

Solution 2:
An alleg hater.

Riddle: What do you call someone who is afraid of a 10 foot long alligator?

Solution 3:

Some discerning members here at MHB will probably say, in their most humble opinion, that these riddles suck. To these members all I can say is "Yes, yes they do."



MHB POTW Director
Staff member
Feb 14, 2012
Welcome back, Dan! I can't help but wanting to add two more alligators-related riddle and joke here!(Happy)

1. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

2. To all alligator husbands out there...


Well-known member
Apr 22, 2018
Not alligator-related …

Q: Why did the mallard cross the road?

Because he didn’t want to be a sitting duck!

A group of three of four mallards came to visit our street one morning. They hung around for half an hour or so before leaving.


In Memoriam
Mar 19, 2012
Alligator pie, alligator pie,
If I don't get some I think I'm gonna die.
Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.

Alligator stew, alligator stew,
If I don't get some I don't know what I'll do.
Give away my furry hat, give away my shoe,
But don't give away my alligator stew.

Alligator soup, alligator soup,
If I don't get some I think I'm gonna droop.
Give away my hockey stick, give away my hoop,
But don't give away my alligator soup.