Dave wanted to become rich, but genie instead changed his name to Rich.An explanation on this please
Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship late one night.
Paddy says to Murphy ‘Boy, it's awfully quiet tonight.’
Murphy replies ‘They're all probably watching the band.’
Paddy says ‘Band? There's no band on tonight.’
Murphy, stunned, replies ‘But I swear someone said a band on ship.’
I don't always tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.