What Do You Do If ?

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In summary, the conversation is about a game where users ask and answer hypothetical questions starting with "What do you do if". The topics of the questions range from being a rock star, to being able to see the future, to living on Mars, and having control over the world. The conversation also includes some jokes and off-topic comments.
  • #36
Get a huge disability allowance and try to sue someone.

What would you do if there was a constant stream of flies coming out of your mouth?
 
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  • #37
I would use it to my advantage and save the world by using my superpower to rid the world of evil!

What do you do if your running out of questions to ask?
 
  • #38
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if your running out of questions to ask?
You ask someone else what they would do in this position.


What do you do if Zero locks this thread?
 
  • #39
What do you do if Zero locks this thread?
Start another one , or ask for unlock.

What do you do if Zargawee didn't start this topic ?
 
  • #40
I would go do some revision for my exams!

What do you do if smokes pouring out of your oven? (uhoh)!
 
  • #41
Originally posted by Andy
I would go do some revision for my exams!

What do you do if smokes pouring out of your oven? (uhoh)!

Give up on baking for the day.

What do you do if you solve the equations of string theory?
 
  • #42
What do you do if you solve the equations of string theory?
I would say : WoW .. That was a piece of cake !

What do you do if you were sent to live on moon alone ?
 
  • #43
If iw as sent to live on the moon it would be because everyone on Earth hated me so i would get in contact with some aliens and use the moon as a secret base to plan an attack on all those puny earthlings!

what would you do if there where no aliens?
 
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  • #44
Andy asked:
what would you do if there where no aliens?

Make crop-circles. It keeps the conspiracy theorists entertained.

What do you do if the mosquitoes take over the world?
 
  • #45
Now that would suck! big time!
 
  • #46
Originally posted by J-Man
Make crop-circles. It keeps the conspiracy theorists entertained.

What do you do if the mosquitoes take over the world?

Infect them with diseases.

What would you do if an alien took over the world and demanded that every human greet each other by putting your hand in their mouth?
 
  • #47
Originally posted by plus
Infect them with diseases.

What would you do if an alien took over the world and demanded that every human greet each other by putting your hand in their mouth?

Stick your hand in the alien's mouth and gag it. That'll prove the folly of this form of greeting, and remove the producer of the idea, in one action.

What do you do if someone challenges you to a spit-wad war in the middle of an important lecture?
 
  • #48
roll my exam paper up and finish the bastard off!

what do you do if your dishwasher starts talking to you?
 
  • #49
Originally posted by Andy
roll what do you do if your dishwasher starts talking to you?
That depends on what it has to say; If it is polite you listen patiently, ask it what it wants, and exchange some ideas. Otherwise, you wash its dirty little mouth out with detergent!


What do you do if Diogenes comes over to your house and starts spitting on the floor and furnishings?
 
  • #50
I would find out who/what diogenes is and then either let them carry on or tell them to get the **** out!

What do you do if the thread starts dieing?
 
  • #51
Originally posted by Andy
I would find out who/what diogenes is and then either let them carry on or tell them to get the **** out!

What do you do if the thread starts dieing?

Post on it. Duh. :smile:

What do you do if you start dieing.
 
  • #52
well we are already start dieing ... when you are born the time goes
and death come closer by time so you are dieng
what do i do?
normal life :smile:



what do you do if you know that you are immortal?
 
  • #53
spend eternity trying to kill yourself!

what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?
 
  • #54
what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?
I aksed this before ... but anyway , I'd like to answer it :smile:

I would buy about 100 Guitars and start smashing them onto the floor !


What do you do if you have annoying friends ?
 
  • #55
Originally posted by Zargawee
What do you do if you have annoying friends ?
Wait until they fall asleep and shave off their eyebrows, or at least half of them.

What do you do if someone has shaved off your eyebrows, or at least half of them? (I don't know where they would get an idea like that!)
 
  • #56
Originally posted by J-Man
Wait until they fall asleep and shave off their eyebrows, or at least half of them.

What do you do if someone has shaved off your eyebrows, or at least half of them? (I don't know where they would get an idea like that!)

Fly to Indiana, and shave off J-Man's eyebrows. It may not get my eyebrows back for me, but it'll sure make me feel better (since the whole eyebrow-shaving thing was J-Man's idea in the first place).

What do you do if a race of sentient aliens attack Earth (a little cliche', but who cares?)?
 
  • #57
Give them loadsa teddy bears with little hearts that say "I love you" that wil make them see the light.

What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?
 
  • #58
Originally posted by Andy
What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?
Call up Guiness and set the new world record for staying underwater without snorkle or scuba gear.

What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?

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This message produced entirely by recyled electrons... hey where are my eyebrows?
 
  • #59
learn how to breathe above water (cus it'd be a lot more useful)

what if the government banned underwear
 
  • #60
(beat you by 27 microseconds! But since your new, we'll go with your question.)

cmdr_sponge asked:
what (do you do) if the government banned underwear
Become an Inspecther and look under womens dresses to see if they comply.

What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?
 
  • #61
If the government banned underwear i would have no problem with the damn gerbils!

what do you do if youreally like the taste of something that's poisonous to you and will certainly kill you if you keep eating it/drinking it?
 
  • #62
pray to go that the thing tastes like chicken so u can get away with eating almost nething?

what if chicken tasted like asparigrass (would everything taste like asparigrass?)
 
  • #63
what if chicken tasted like asparigrass (would everything taste like asparigrass?)
Consider that Chekin never tasted like anything but asparigrass ( BTW , What is this ? )

What do you do if you were sitting beside a C4 bomb ?
 
  • #64
defuse it

what would u do if u where standing on a mine that would go off if u stepped off it and u had nothing to diffuse it with, but the diffusion kit was two steps away [asparigrass is a type of vegetable]
 
  • #65
i would use my magnet on my watch to attract the deffusal kit and then i would defuse it with my expert defusing skills that i attained in my mispent child hood!

what do you do if your a Dog?
 
  • #66
bark

what would u do if u had all of god's powers for a day
 
  • #67
what do you do if your a Dog?
Enjoying being near to KFC and the slaughterhouse
 
  • #68
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
what would u do if u had all of god's powers for a day

make this day longer than you can ever imagine

What do you do if we returned back to stone ages ?
 
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  • #69
Originally posted by Zargawee
make this day longer than you can ever imagine

What do you do if we returned back to stone ages ?

Get stoned, like everybody else.

What do you do if you go to your favorite restaurant, and order a steak; but after you take your first bite, you notice that - under the steak - there's scabby bandage?
 
  • #70
send it back as u ordered a clean bandage

what if u where personally introduced to dave
 

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