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maximus
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so, where are you from, MSI? cause i doubt it's the moon.
what do you do if you a large pigeon wanders into your house, tells you its name is Sam, and askes you to go with it to Ever Ever place, where you never grow young?
I'd make some special glasses so that I could look at her. Unless I felt lazy that day, then I'd just fry her and get a new girlfriend...Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if you had vision like cyclops from x-men, but u didnt have his special glasses, and wanted to look at your girlfriend that you love very much?
Originally posted by J-Man
What do you do if your girlfriend is Rogue and you want to touch or kiss her?
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
what would u do if adamantium claws sprouted from ure ass?
Originally posted by maximus
i would look for surgical removal. but meanwhile, i would go on a rampage, destroying every toilet bowl in my path!
what do you do if you really have to go to the bathroom, but your toilet bowl is all messed up?
Originally posted by Andy
I would go toilet in the nearest fish tank and tell all of my guests that it is a very rare endangered species of fish that only live in my fishtank!
What do you do if you fall into a bin headfirst and can't get out of it?
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if you fall into a bin headfirst and can't get out of it?
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you are with someone who you know can read your mind?
Originally posted by maximus
a bin of what? us americans don't understand your english lingo. but if you're talking about a trash-bin, i would cut out eye holes and paint a cheery face on it. i could make myself very handsom.
what do you do if you don't want to do the dishes, but you have to?
Originally posted by maximus
i'd think the opposite of what i would usually think, and occasionally throw random word into my thoughts, just to throw them off. but if this didn't work, i'd be completely honest and try not to think of anything embarrasing.
Originally posted by Mentat
Good idea. What's your next question?
Originally posted by maximus
damn! we're posting at the same time!
my next question is: what would you do if you could not type the letter 'e'?
Originally posted by Andy
What would you do if you couldn't type?
Originally posted by maximus
then i'd write.
what would you do if knew that you could not fail?
Originally posted by Mentat
What would you do if I asked you to resolve the Paradox of Existence?
Originally posted by maximus
i wouldn't solve it, just to prove you right/wrong! ha!
what would you do if i asked you to describe the universe completely?
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if you run out of ink in your favourite pen and you can't refill it?
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if you want to start an anti french religion/cult?
Sell the bicycle, use the money to get drunk and then call a cab. Actually, I'd probably have someone else call a cab for me as there seems to be 37 1/2 buttons on the phone instead of the usual 12.Originally posted by username
What would you do if you only had one leg and just a bicycle to get home?
Originally posted by J-Man
What do you do if you only have one leg, spent all your bicycle money, are too drunk to breath and nobody will call a cab for you?
Originally posted by Andy
Hey that happens to me all the time anyway so i would just go to college regardless.
What do you do if your building a house or something else from bricks and you accidently brick yourself into a wall and can't get out?
Originally posted by Andy
I wouldn't have done what i did?
What do you do if you've tried answering a question but think you have completely screwed it up?
Break the law of course.Originally posted by Andy
What would you do if there was a new government law that say you can only use the internet for 1 hour perday?