What Do You Do If ?

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In summary, the conversation is about a game where users ask and answer hypothetical questions starting with "What do you do if". The topics of the questions range from being a rock star, to being able to see the future, to living on Mars, and having control over the world. The conversation also includes some jokes and off-topic comments.
  • #911
What would you do if you just woke up and you feel [like] crap?

Flush myself down the toliet.

What would you do if you could fly?
 
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  • #912
Entropy said:
What would you do if you could fly?

I'd spy on all the hot Physics students as well as the Physicists.

What would you do if you have no clean underwear?
 
  • #913
What would you do if you have no clean underwear?

Do what I always do, wear nothing.

What would you do if you wear a bacterium?
 
  • #914
Multiply.

What do you do if you find yourself to be the last person on earth?
 
  • #915
matthyaouw said:
Multiply.
What do you do if you find yourself to be the last person on earth?

Move to our 'sister earth' all the way on the other side of the universe.

What would you do if you were locked inside a library for one night?
 
  • #916
laminatedevildoll said:
Move to our 'sister earth' all the way on the other side of the universe.
What would you do if you were locked inside a library for one night?
Probably go to sleep.What do you do if you are walking around town and see everyone falling to the ground one by one?
 
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  • #917
moose said:
Probably go to sleep.


What do you do if you are walking around town and see everyone falling to the ground one by one?
I would be impressed by my 'gangsterness.'

What would you do if you saw your man cheating on you?
 
  • #918
I would stop being a homosexual.

What do you do if your vacuum cleaner is in reverse?
 
  • #919
Mk said:
I would stop being a homosexual.

What do you do if your vacuum cleaner is in reverse?

I would call the geek squad.

What would you do if you are up awake at the middle of the night with nothing to do?
 
  • #920
I would call the geek squad.

What do you do if you think you are black and you move to the Bronx?
 
  • #921
What do you do if you think you are black and you move to the Bronx?

Rap about how much I hate white people.

What would you do if you where a llama?
 
  • #922
Spit on as many people as I can.

What would you do if you were spat on by a man who thought he was a llama?
 
  • #923
Pretend to be a camel and get the hump!

what do you do if you are really tired and need sleep but can't go to bed?
 
  • #924
I would dance around my pole to get some exercise and to relieve the tension.

What do you do if you suck at Physics?
 
  • #925
Be a chemist!

What do you do if you suck at physics and chemistry!
 
  • #926
Be a chemist!

What do you do if you suck at physics and chemistry!
Get better or kill myselfWhat do you do if you need money?
 
  • #927
What do you do if you need money?

Do what I always do: whore myself to fat chicks.

What would you do if I needed money?
 
  • #928
Entropy said:
What would you do if I needed money?

Give you my stripper cash.

What do you do when you are hungry in the middle of the night in bed?
 
  • #929
laminatedevildoll said:
Give you my stripper cash.
What do you do when you are hungry in the middle of the night in bed?
stop posting at PF and go get some food

what would you do if I killed franzbear?:uhh:
 
  • #930
Hide the evidence!

What would you do if you saw a werewolf?
 
  • #931
kick it's @$$

what would happen if I kicked your @$$
 
  • #932
I'd be turned on.

What do you do if your brain hurts after triangle push-ups?
 
  • #933
You realize that you're an unathletic nerd who hangs out at PF too much and needs some excersize..

what If I said that was me :redface:
 
  • #934
Then you'd be right. :tongue2:

What if they all went crazy and had a party?
 
  • #935
I'd ask who they were.


wat would you do if I had no question to ask?
 
  • #936
i will eat tomatos .. red ones

what would you do if the sky started raining colored rain ?
 
  • #937
Call up Prince.

What would you do if you were chained to the theatre seat at a Rogers and Hammerstein show?
 
  • #938
TheStatutoryApe said:
Call up Prince.

What would you do if you were chained to the theatre seat at a Rogers and Hammerstein show?
I'd pray that it's not a stage adaptation of the film adaptation of the stage production of "Oklahoma!".

What would you do if you were skydiving and realized as you were falling that the parachute doesn't work?
 
  • #939
I'd fix it!

What do you do if your panties are in a bunch?
 

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