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http://www.theonion.com/article/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-located-outside-fund-53595
"WASHINGTON—Noting that the celestial body lies within the habitable zone of its parent star and could potentially harbor liquid water, NASA officials announced at a press conference Thursday they have discovered an Earth-like planet located outside their funding capabilities. 'Proxima b is located one star away from our solar system, or just about $50 billion outside of our current budget, [...]'"