The woman awakened in the recovery room of the maternity ward.
The nurse said, "Your twin boy and girl are fine, Mrs. Smith.
Your husband is flying home and should be here soon.
In the meanwhile, your brother gave the children's names."
"Oh no, not Eddie!" said the woman. .He always screws things up!"
"Please stay calm, Mrs. Smith," said the nurse.
"Yes, of course. .Well, I might as well hear the bad news.
. . What did he name the girl?"
"Denise," said the nurse.
"Oh, that's a lovely name. .Maybe I misjudged Eddie.
. . What did he name the boy?"