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Naming the children

soroban

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012
409

The woman awakened in the recovery room of the maternity ward.

The nurse said, "Your twin boy and girl are fine, Mrs. Smith.
Your husband is flying home and should be here soon.
In the meanwhile, your brother gave the children's names."

"Oh no, not Eddie!" said the woman. .He always screws things up!"

"Please stay calm, Mrs. Smith," said the nurse.

"Yes, of course. .Well, I might as well hear the bad news.
. . What did he name the girl?"

"Denise," said the nurse.

"Oh, that's a lovely name. .Maybe I misjudged Eddie.
. . What did he name the boy?"

"Da Nephew."
 

Jameson

Administrator
Staff member
Jan 26, 2012
4,041
This one actually makes sense and is sufficiently corny to be funny :)
 

kanderson

Member
Jul 7, 2012
13
Hahhahahahaha, funny.....(Thinking)