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Music jokes


Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012

Q: What is the difference between a large pizza
. . .and a banjo player?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordian player with a pager.

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman
. . .on the arm of a trombone player?
A: A tattoo.

I went out last night and got syncopated.
You know the definition of syncopation:
. . iirregular movement from bar to bar.


Indicium Physicus
Staff member
Jan 26, 2012
Q: How do you tell the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: Violas burn longer.
- Heard this one from the late great Victor Borge.

Q: What's the range of a tuba?
A: 40 yards with a good arm.