Q: What is the difference between a large pizza
. . .and a banjo player?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordian player with a pager.
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman
. . .on the arm of a trombone player?
A: A tattoo.
I went out last night and got syncopated.
You know the definition of syncopation:
. . iirregular movement from bar to bar.