Mostly Harmless

[soroban]

To: Galactic HQ
From: Observation Team 73
Subject: Planet 3, Star AQ-498


Observations

The majority of the lifeforms on this planet have six legs.

There are even fewer higher-developed four-legged creatures.

There are only a few billion two-legged lifeforms
with even higher levels of intelligence and technology.


Conclusion

The dominant species on this planet is a small group of snakes.

 

[MarkFL]

I hope they are less malevolent to us than we have been to the lower species on our own planet.

 

[CaptainBlack]

I hope they are less malevolent to us than we have been to the lower species on our own planet.

I for one welcome our new colubrinus overlords

CB

 

[alane1994]

If another race from another planet were to ever come to earth... we would be so screwed. If they have the technology to get here... what weapons of war would they have?

 

[topsquark]

If another race from another planet were to ever come to earth... we would be so screwed. If they have the technology to get here... what weapons of war would they have?

Bah! Who needs weapons of war? We've got Pastafarians. Just fire a few of them at the aliens and they'll enjoy the cooking/scripture readings so much they'll give in.

-Dan (mmmm...Lasagna!)

 

[alane1994]

Now I'm hungry...

 

[MarkFL]

...We've got Pastafarians.

Ramen! All hail the noodly One!