# More Ramblings

#### soroban

##### Well-known member

. . . . . . . More ramblings

Scientists have evidence that birthdays are healthy.
People who have more birthdays tend to live longer.

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
. . $$2.73, \;\alpha = 0.05$$

The Dean met with the college football team.

I've been instructed to give you a math quiz
before Saturday's championship game.
Here it is: what is two plus two?"

The quarterback thought for a while
and mumbled,
"Um, four?"

The Dean said, "Did you say four?"

"Aw, c'mon!" said the coach.
"Give him another chance!"

Zenophobia: the fear of convergent series.