. . . . . . . . Mondegreens - 4
Children are unfamiliar with phrases like "which art"
and words like "hallowed". .Hence, they recite:
. . Our father, Richard in heaven, Harold be thy name.
Shirley, good Mrs. Murphy shall follow me all the days of my life.
Jose, can you see
by the donserly light?
Oh, the red pants we washed
at the twilight's blesphemy.
They sent you a tie clasp,
but that was last July.
You ain't never pornographic
and you ain't no friend of mine.