Mondegreens - 3

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Children have returned from Sunday School having learned
a song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.
. . ("Gladly the Cross I'd Bear")

And children still salute the flag and say,
. . "I fed the pigeons to the flag ..."


Bob Dylan: "The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind ..."


Simon & Garfunkel: "Are you going to starve an old friend ..."


Jose Feliciano: "Fleas naughty dog ..."


Olivia Newton-John: "Hope the city voted for you ..."


Mary Poppins: "Super cow with fragile lips and sexy halitosis ..."