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Mary Poppins

soroban

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012
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Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced a set of thick calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little which made him rather frail.
And due to his diet, he suffered from bad breath.

He was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.



Mary Poppins moved to Los Angeles to start her new career.
She was a psychic, but she did not read palms or tarot cards.
She divined people's futures by smelling their breath.

She was a super California mystic expert halitosis.



Mary Poppins went to her doctor to have her prescription
for lip balm renewed.
The receptionist took the request and announced,
"It's that super gal with fragile lips expecting extra doses."
 
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