Planetary Alignment: A Mind-Bending Puzzle

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In summary, this conversation includes a thread for riddles and puzzles, a math puzzle involving adding a straight line to make both sides equal, and a list of phrases commonly used in scientific and academic papers. It also features various answers to the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" from different famous figures, and a set of rules for taking sick days, vacations, and restroom breaks at work.
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[SOLVED] Riddles, Puzzles And Jokes.

Hello All,
Welcome To PF ... Again , I Start This Thread , I Hope Poeple Will Make It The Place Of Their Riddles And Puzzles .
 
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I don't know if this puzzle has alread been posted (in PF 2.0), but I have yet to find someone (besides me, that is) that has solved it without some help.

5+5+5=550

Make the LHS truly equal the RHS, by only adding on straight line, anywhere on the equation.

(Pointer, this will be much easier, if you do it on a piece of paper.)
 
  • #3
By putting a slash though the equal sign!
 
  • #4
The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph.D. dissertation or academic paper anywhere!

"It has long been known"... I didn't look up the original reference.

"A definite trend is evident"... These data are practically
meaningless.

"While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to the questions"... An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published.

"Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study"... The other results didn't make any sense.

"Typical results are shown"... This is the prettiest graph.

"These results will be in a subsequent report"... I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.

"In my experience"... once

"In case after case"... twice

"In a series of cases"... thrice

"It is believed that"... I think.

"It is generally believed that"... A couple of others think so, too.

"Correct within an order of magnitude"... Wrong.

"According to statistical analysis"... Rumor has it.

"A statistically oriented projection of the significance of these findings"... A wild guess.

"A careful analysis of obtainable data"... Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of pop.

"It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding of this phenomenon occurs"... I don't understand it.

"After additional study by my colleagues"... They don't understand it either.

"Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to Cindy Adams for valuable discussions"... Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explained to me what it meant.

"A highly significant area for exploratory study"... A totally useless topic selected by my committee.

"It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigation in this field"... I quit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

ROBERT DE NIRO: Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is that what you're telling me?

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. If someone told us that the chicken crossed that was good enough for us.

CAPTAIN JAMES T KIRK: to boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it's true?

HANSIE CRONJE: What if I could guarantee that it won't get to the other side?

FREUD: the fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. How do you feel about your mother?

THE C.I.A: Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Please step into the car.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define the word 'chicken'.

HOMER SIMPSON: mmmm Chicken.

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RULES FOR TAKING LEAVE SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness; If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year - they are called Saturday & Sunday.

VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take there vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1 & Dec. 25

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.

OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

RESTROOM USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a co-worker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.

LUNCH BREAK:
Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balance meal to maintain the average figure; Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast & take a diet pill.

DRESS CODE:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

Thank you for your loyalty. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation or input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week
Management

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UNCLASSIFIED QANTAS FIXES

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics. By the way Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

P stands for the problem the pilots entered in the log
S stands or the corrective action taken by the mechanics.

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for!

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing. (note: this was for a piston-engined airplane; the pilot meant the engine was not running smoothly)
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed

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  • #5
Originally posted by chosenone
By putting a slash though the equal sign!

Sorry, incorrect. Please try again.

(Reason: You did not make the RHS equal the LHS, as I asked.)
 
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:smile: [zz)]
 
  • #7
Diagonal line to turn the first plus sign into a 4, 545+5=550

Njorl
 
  • #8
5+5+5=550
Make the LHS truly equal the RHS, by only adding on straight line, anywhere on the equation.

I Asked The SAME Question In PF 2.0 ... And I Looks Like Njorl Still Remember It :wink: ...
 
  • #9
Solve This :
A Company Has 10 Workers , Every Worker's Job Is To Make A 10gms golden Ring .
One Of The Workers Was A Theif , He Stole 1gm Of Each ring he made ...
How can the owner of the company find him if he is only allowed to use the scales once ?
 
  • #10
Dear Search Committee Chair,
I am writing this letter for Mr. John Smith who has applied for a position in your department. I should start by saying that I cannot recommend him too highly.
In fact, there is no other student with whom I can adequately compare him, and I am sure that the amount of mathematics he knows will surprise you.
His dissertation is the sort of work you don't expect to see these days. It definitely demonstrates his complete capabilities.
In closing, let me say that you will be fortunate if you can get him to work for you.


A D Visor (Prof.)
 
  • #11
Take 1 ring from Worker 1, 2 rings from worker 2,...10 rings from worker 10;
Put them on the scale;let m be the mass measured by the scale (in grames);

550-m is the number of the worker who is a thief;

(if each worker makes just one ring then cut each rings into 10 pieces and take 1 piece from worker 1, 2 from worker 2, 10 from wroker 10 and the number of the thief-worker will be (55-m)*10)
 
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I think i got the answer to 5+5+5=550,what you do is convert it to 5+10=550,then you add your line make it a 1,so,5+110=550,then you rotate the plus sign sideways and make it a times,5 x 110=550,the they are equal am I right?
 
  • #13
Originally posted by chosenone
I think i got the answer to 5+5+5=550,what you do is convert it to 5+10=550,then you add your line make it a 1,so,5+110=550,then you rotate the plus sign sideways and make it a times,5 x 110=550,the they are equal am I right?

All you have to do is add the straight line (see njorl's post for the answer).
 
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Originally posted by chosenone
I think i got the answer to 5+5+5=550,what you do is convert it to 5+10=550,then you add your line make it a 1,so,5+110=550,then you rotate the plus sign sideways and make it a times,5 x 110=550,the they are equal am I right

Good job, though, chosenone!:wink:
 
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Hope this works
 

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Some more
 
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Another
 
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Correct bogdan :wink:
 
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Ok at what time is every planet in the solor system allinged with the sun
 

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