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Limericks

soroban

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012
409

There was a young lad from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
. . His limericks all tend
. . To come to an end
Abruptly.


~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


A grumpy young poet named Norm
Disliked the limerick form.
. . "This scheme is a bore.
. . I'll stop at line four."


A fussy young poet named Fong
Said, "Limericks are much too long.
. . I'll stop at line three."


There was a young man from Perdue
Whose limericks end at line two.


There was a young man from Verdun.