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mathbalarka

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Deveno said:
International Choice of Urinal Protocol...ohemgee!
I'd like to let everyone note at this point that even though the article maybe just meant for a joke, the formulas given aren't incorrect. For example, (a serious version) A166079
 

Evgeny.Makarov

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Jan 30, 2012
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Regarding the comics "A friend in need is a friend indeed" in post #47: Russian people would also bend the thumb to indicate number four. But Russians fold fingers rather than extend them while counting (wiki). Also, I don't know if it's just me, but I would hold the hand with the palm facing me, not the board. I'll ask my friends how they would do it.
 

MarkFL

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Feb 24, 2012
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Regarding the comics "A friend in need is a friend indeed" in post #47: Russian people would also bend the thumb to indicate number four. But Russians fold fingers rather than extend them while counting (wiki). Also, I don't know if it's just me, but I would hold the hand with the palm facing me, not the board. I'll ask my friends how they would do it.
When manually enumerating, I place my palm facing me, and extend fingers, beginning with the index, then middle, ring, pinky and finally thumb. I notice some here who begin with the thumb though. I think to myself that they are strange, but do not chastise them for being "wrong." :D
 

DreamWeaver

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Sep 16, 2013
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When manually enumerating, I place my palm facing me, and extend fingers, beginning with the index, then middle, ring, pinky and finally thumb. I notice some here who begin with the thumb though. I think to myself that they are strange, but do not chastise them for being "wrong." :D
Meh!? :eek:

The toes are lower down, so you starts with them, non? Toes for units, fingers for tens, and something else for hundreds...

[*I'll get ma coat*]
 

MarkFL

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Meh!? :eek:

The toes are lower down, so you starts with them, non? Toes for units, fingers for tens, and something else for hundreds...

[*I'll get ma coat*]
When I am in the mood to try and impress my friends/family, I treat each finger as a binary digit where extended is 1, and count from 0 to 1023 on ten fingers. There is always much ooing and ahhing and raucous applause! (Bow)
 

mathbalarka

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Mar 22, 2013
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When I am in the mood to try and impress my friends/family, I treat each finger as a binary digit where extended is 1, and count from 0 to 1023 on ten fingers. There is always much ooing and ahhing and raucous applause! (Bow)
Wow, nice one MarkFL, I like that! (Clapping)
 

MarkFL

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Wow, nice one MarkFL, I like that! (Clapping)
For some reason, when I get to 4, 128 and especially 132, there is snickering. I don't understand it...:(
 

mathbalarka

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Mar 22, 2013
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(Rofl)
 

Deveno

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Feb 15, 2012
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For some reason, when I get to 4, 128 and especially 132, there is snickering. I don't understand it...:(
Me neither...oh...OH! I get it, it's the "political opposition salute" sign in underground street sign-slang...no, that's not it....
 

Klaas van Aarsen

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Just saw this one and felt like sharing. ;)

 

Deveno

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Well that's dumb, it's CLEAR the answer isn't 24.....or is it...?
 

Fantini

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Feb 29, 2012
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Of course, the answer is always 42.
 

Klaas van Aarsen

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ModusPonens

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Deveno

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anemone

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I couldn't resist posting any joke that has something to do with the corns!(Sun)

 

soroban

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Feb 2, 2012
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[tex]\boxed{\begin{array}{c}\text{This sentence} \\ \text{no verb.} \end{array}}[/tex]
 

Evgeny.Makarov

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The importance of quotation marks

 

soroban

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Why was the identity [tex]\sin2r \,=\,2\sin r[/tex] refused a loan?

He needed a [tex]\cos r.[/tex]
 

Evgeny.Makarov

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soroban

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What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.


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If a man speaks in a forest
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?
 

soroban

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Feb 2, 2012
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A man was recently frozen to Absolute Zero.

He's 0 K. now.

 

Deveno

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There are two formal theories for arguing with women.

Both of them are inconsistent.
 

soroban

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There are two kinds of people:

those who can extrapolate from insufficient data.