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Imponderables -2

soroban

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2012
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Imponderables - 2


If you try to fail and succeed,
what have you accomplished?


What do Greeks say
when they don't understand something?


When signmakers go on strike,
what is written on their signs?


When they ship styrofoam,
what do they pack it in?


What sadist put an "s" in "lisp"?


People never say "It's only a game"
when they're winning.


Why do we say "head over heels in love"?
Isn't that our normal position?


If we "skate on thin ice",
we can "get into hot water".


Why doesn't "phonetic" have an "f"?


To err is human.
To arr is pirate.​