# How to say FU to your student union. (Disgruntled Rant)

#### Chris11

##### New member

Anyways, as it turns out, I am required to pay fees to the student union each semmester, and I can not have them waived. Regrettably, we must be members of the union. While many unions are benificial for students, the one at my school is primarilly self serving--contrary to their 'explicit purpose.'

Perhaps I should key their cars.... Or, when I'm tutoring them, confuse them by introducing field theory ("here are the field axioms." What's a solution to this equation? I'll solve one quite similar to it. $x^2+1=0$. But first, we must investigate field extensions) to them while they're in precalculus (fyoi, there isn't a single science or math student on the leadership).

Of course, both of those two options have their drawbacks. The first one would allow me to experiance schebenfraude, and the second one would do the same but without violating any laws. These two responses are clearly irrational, the first one requiring me to do some digging to find out which car is who's (of course, I could key them all on a day they have a meeting). Of course, if I am to key their cars, I would have to key an aphorism of some kind into the paint...

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#### CaptainBlack

##### Well-known member
I have come to...

Run for election, you already have the gist of half dozent speaches/posters.

CB